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shelby

WHY YOU DO THAT TO BUNNY ON HIS BIRFDAY

About Me

i need a haircut

My Interests

uhhhh

I'd like to meet:

NO BANDS EVER UNLESS I KNOW YOU, LIVE WITH YOU OR YOU ARE NOT REAL
i'd like to leave the house and go back to school or work

Music:

please understand i have a love-hate relationship with my musical tastes
pulp, morrissey, the smiths, depeche mode, the cure, nick cave and the bad seeds, boards of canada, tom waits, tool, the mountain goats, hard n' phirm, the soundtracks for cowboy bebop, lain and flcl, the music from the n64 version of tetris, 8-bit video game music... various one-hit wonders from the eighties. what my sister calls "butt rock". the song from the end of the spongebob episode "band geeks". all the music from clone high, especially the rock opera episode... and of course the songs from home movies. i love brendon small's music. I LOVE DETHKLOK

Movies:

clerks, the shawshank redemption, chasing amy, the iron giant, shrek 1 and 2, millenium actress, hayao miyazaki movies (especially spirited away), monty python and the holy grail, south park: bigger, longer and uncut, the animation show, everything by don hertzfeldt, cannibal: the musical, office space, wet hot american summer, tokyo godfathers, orgazmo, triplets of belleville, perfect blue, tex avery cartoons, donnie darko (just like everyone else on myspace), eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, dazed and confused, the dark crystal, ed wood, monster, sordid lives, kill bill vol. 1 and 2, napoleon dynamite, team america: world police, SIN CITY, and of course the fantastic four movie. 4 stars! haha there's no way in hell i'm gonna go see that piece of crap.

Television:

12 oz mouse, squidbillies, perfect hair forever, tom goes to the mayor, home movies, flcl, family guy, futurama, american dad, aqua teen hunger force, sealab 2021, the brak show, harvey birdman: attorney at law, mission hill, the maxx, daria, downtown, duckman, the critic, clerks: tas, excel saga, evangelion, the daily show, south park, invader zim, beavis and butt-head, the state, saturday night live, strangers with candy, upright citizens brigade, mr show, 120 minutes (my tapes of it anyway), the bakshi version of mighty mouse, batman: tas, justice league unlimited, reno 911, the young ones, bottom, monty python's flying circus, teen titans, megas xlr, stella, metalocalypse, the venture brothers

Books:

artists: graham annable, jhonen vasquez, tom beland, rhode montijo, breehn burns, craig thompson, aaron mcgruder, warren ellis, garth ennis, neil gaiman, alan moore, sam henderson, joe matt, jeffrey brown
right now i'm reading: true story swear to god, transmetropolitan, the invisibles, emo boy

Heroes:

bill hicks forever
your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, i see through you
mouse fitzgerald, because i, too, am not drunk enough
toki wartooth, he just likes to laugh

My Blog

my jacket > your jacket

my mom found a fleece zip up sweatshirty thing in her closet and gave it to me. this jacket is from the real lawndale high school in lawndale, ca, if the embroidery on the front is to be believed. it'...
Posted by shelby on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 03:44:00 PST

something is wrong with my account

the last few times i logged in i've had about ten people i never heard of appear on my friends page. also apparently i've been asking people to be my friends. rest assured i have not. i will continue ...
Posted by shelby on Tue, 27 Nov 2007 03:15:00 PST

i miss m2

don't walk awaywe watched our friends grow up together / and we saw them as they fell / some of them fell into heaven / some of them fell into hellhe said the shit that used to work / it won't work no...
Posted by shelby on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 11:23:00 PST

we not go down that dusty roads again

1.Have you had more than 20 boyfriends/girlfriends?good lord no. i'm not that big of a pimp.2. What color is your shower curtain?blue and green and yellow3. How long ago did you hug someone?today? my ...
Posted by shelby on Mon, 05 Nov 2007 05:11:00 PST

sometimes i try to do things and it just dont turn out the way i want it to

or "christina's world" by andrew wyethwalking. what the fuck. i never thought i would have a problem with something even little kids can do without thinking too hard about it. today as i was getting o...
Posted by shelby on Sat, 03 Nov 2007 03:22:00 PST

i need a haircut

i haven't cut my hair since march, i think. i have this crazy floppy lion-mane-looking-thing going on and it makes me look like i am kind of deranged. i want my long hair back at some point but right ...
Posted by shelby on Thu, 01 Nov 2007 02:46:00 PST

two fools in love, so beautiful and strong

once there were parking lots, now it's a peaceful oasisok so in retrospect i think i may have disturbed people by confessing my past as a junkie and talking about contracting hepatitis c. i think i ha...
Posted by shelby on Thu, 25 Oct 2007 12:52:00 PST

many years ago today something grew inside your mother

THAT THING WAS YOUYou! You! You! You! Did she scream? Did she cry? Only those that are born are ones that get to die! One more year goes hurting, dying. Body, organs ripping, rotting Vile lungs, a gro...
Posted by shelby on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 04:24:00 PST

the question is why are we so angry

ryukosuru (11:30:12 PM): man there are a lot of helicopters outryukosuru (11:30:18 PM): i wonder if paris hilton fucked up againdariam15 (11:30:38 PM): man that's sad that you can say that and be seri...
Posted by shelby on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 05:23:00 PST

im not dead yet motherfuckers

i have been sick for almost 2 weeks now. my mouth is filled with disgusting sores and my lips are all cracked and bloody. i can't talk too much and it is really bloody hard to speak because my mouth h...
Posted by shelby on Sun, 14 Oct 2007 02:29:00 PST