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About Me

I'm a lunatic rebel with a hyperactive disorder and license for rock with a permit to roll. I'm a rock n' roll clown and, oh yeah, I do cocaine.This is the one true Dr. Rockso here, tell all those myspace imposter rock and roll clowns to lick it and stick it. Back of jackoff cause I'm peddling bootleg Dr. Rockso shwag all the way to the bank. Ku-Ku-Yeah!
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My Interests

COCAINE! Skiing on mountains of cocaine. Figure skating on gigantic mirrors covered in cocaine. Chicks with big ones. Balloon sculpture. Drinking and driving. Sleeping all day and partying all night!

I'd like to meet:

YOU! Interested in having Dr. Rockso entertain your birthday party guests? Too bad. He's a fictional character and most likely a lot of out of shape guys in a leotard come this halloween. But in the mean time Dr. Rockso would be happy to send your friends a personalized birthday card on his/her/its birthday. Just let me know!

Music:

Dethklok, Van Halen, Kiss, Guns N' Roses, Ratt, Warrant, Posion, Skid Row, Quiet Riot, Zazz Blammymatazzz.

Movies:

Blow

Television:

Metalocalypse, I'm too wired to sit still for anything longer than 15 minutes.Dr. Rockso
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Books:

are good for cutting lines on.

Heroes:

That guy from "Blow," David Lee Roth, Bozo, Kiss, Ronald McDonald

My Blog

FAN ART

This was submitted by JOSH from TN. Gonna make you a balloon face!
Posted by Dr. Rockzo on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 06:51:00 PST

Help Rockso Rule

My page is getting kind of stale, and there's nothing worse than something that's been stepped on too many times. Help the wrold's greatest rock and roll clown shake things up a bit. Make images...
Posted by Dr. Rockzo on Sun, 04 Feb 2007 11:07:00 PST

Seriously

I seriously do... a lot of cocaine.
Posted by Dr. Rockzo on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 01:31:00 PST