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Crash Master Ash

Monument Ave is covered in bagels!

About Me

My name is Victoria aka Soda Pop(don't ask). I rule. You obviously fail at life for not being me.Video: The Fall - Victoria (The Kinks).. width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests


Music. Beer. Tv. Champagne. Comrads. Beer. Cheap Cigarettes. Shows. Dancing. Friendly Fighting. Beer. Boots. Small Fuzzy Animals. People. Gatherings. Hand Shakes. Mexicans and their food.

I'd like to meet:

Shannon - "i watched imagine and i used to think sorta that john lennon was such a hippie douche, but he's actually a dick."Beavis F Christ (7:51:05 PM): You baked me a kitten for heart day? =(
victoriadivision (7:53:50 PM): YOU DONT LIKE?
Beavis F Christ (7:54:02 PM): But...the poor kitty! =(
victoriadivision (7:54:19 PM): he's in a better place

Music:

The Damned, Flipper, The World/Inferno Friendship Society, The Dead Boys, CRIME, Sonic Youth, Skrewdriver (Original Lineup), Sex Pistols, Nirvana, Essential Logic, Joy Division, The Beatles, The Adverts, The Saints, The Dresden Dolls, New Order, Syd Barrett, The Fall, X, X-Ray Spex, Generation X, The New York Dolls, The Rotters, Mudhoney.All of my friend's crappy bands.I enjoy a bit from each genre actually and from all decades.

Movies:

Heathers, The Filth And The Fury, All That Jazz, The Breakfast Club, Harold And Maude, Puppet Master 3, Slacker, Stop Making Sense, Pretty In Pink, Animal Crackers, Polyester, Plan 9 From Outer Space, Drop Dead Fred, Titus, A Philadelphia Story, Leon The Professional, Bringing Up Baby, Arsenic And Old Lace, Psycho, Rope, Shadow Of A Doubt, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Jesus Christ Superstar, Lost Boys, The Labyrinth, Dracula (Bela Lugosi), Ma Vie En Rose.

Television:

The State, Family Guy, Arrested Development, Squidbillies,, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Kids In The Hall, MASH, The Young Ones, Home Movies, Absolutely Fabulous, Law And Order, Reno 911, Dr Katz.

Books:

Reading is of the Devil.

Heroes:

Famous Jews such as Jesus and Sammy Davis Jr.

My Blog

the past week's events

thursday i dragged felix to twin towers where i ran into jay for a show. i completely forget who played that night. one or two bands fronted by girls? fuck aftwerwards felix and i met up with sarah at...
Posted by Crash Master Ash on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 11:41:00 PST

VCU Cops

yes, so after the house show we all went to the rope swing and had a blast. however, on the way back Chris, Trevor, Charlotte and I were stopped by the cops and arrested. i thought it was because char...
Posted by Crash Master Ash on Sat, 03 Jun 2006 03:34:00 PST

Memories Are Made Of This

Everything said here is absolutely true. My imagination isnt this good. Memory 1: My first actual memory as a child dates back to my 1st birthday. I had a cake with a giant chocolate bear on top. I tu...
Posted by Crash Master Ash on Sat, 05 Nov 2005 09:38:00 PST

The Extravaganza

my birthday party ruled fucking all. i was however, about an hour late to my own party due to rose. she was holding us up, but we didnt mind. i'm pretty sure we pissed off many people while walking th...
Posted by Crash Master Ash on Wed, 02 Nov 2005 08:25:00 PST

shit son, you done got hitched

the wedding was wonderful. ratty, you bastard, you made me want to cry my eyes out. im a sucker for a beautiful speech a great time was had by all at the wedding reception. you should have been ther...
Posted by Crash Master Ash on Thu, 13 Oct 2005 10:39:00 PST

FRUIT and morbid NUTsack

liquor soaked fruit does indeed rule so many fucking people way too wasted i come home to a body outline of lyrch on the floor in latex paint. we all get wasted and rowdy by 6 o clock. carrie shave...
Posted by Crash Master Ash on Sat, 10 Sep 2005 10:10:00 PST

the Ugly Law show at cary st cafe

last show had a pretty nice turnout. too bad i was too sick after the set and missed the deviltones. the opening band were pretty fucking awesome. i believe they were called the hot outs and theyre fr...
Posted by Crash Master Ash on Tue, 30 Aug 2005 02:35:00 PST

The House Show/Birthday with the Social Dropouts and The Drugs

Despite the fact that they were missing their bassist, and both of Chris's guitars fucked up, the band played on. Most bands would've pussied out and said "Fuck it" and wouldve ended the set then and ...
Posted by Crash Master Ash on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 02:46:00 PST

Monstersqaud, after party

monstersquad show last night was a lot of fun. the social dropouts did really well. i ache. brandon's blood got on my t shirt. lyrch has several cigarrette burns on his forhead from him letting people...
Posted by Crash Master Ash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

the briggs

had a lovely time great seeing some friends i hadnt seen in a while throw more change on the floor chris and chris, and throw it in sight
Posted by Crash Master Ash on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST