I'd like to meet:
John Lennon. Buzz fucking Osborne. Bruce Campbell.
Music:
the 4 skins.
ABBA.
adam ant.
adam & the ants.
agent orange.
anacrusis.
angelic upstarts.
anger.
anthrax.
alice in chains.
amebix.
arthur brown.
aus rotten.
bebel gilberto.
berlin.
bikini kill.
billy cobham.
billy idol.
bjork.
black flag.
black sabbath.
blanks 77.
blind melon.
blitz.
blur.
bob marley.
bootsy's rubber band.
boy george.
bratmobile.
broken bones.
carcass.
celtic frost.
chaos uk.
chaotic dischord.
charge 69.
charged GBH.
charlie parker.
chic.
circle jerks.
citizen fish.
clit 45.
clutch.
cock sparrer.
cockney rejects.
conflict.
crass.
cream.
creedence clearwater revival.
cryptopsy.
culture club.
curtis mayfield.
cynic.
danzig.
david bowie.
dead kennedys.
death.
death angel.
decapitated.
deicide.
decay.
defiance.
depeche mode.
destruction.
dire straits.
discharge.
D.R.I.
duran duran.
entombed.
eric clapton.
estradasphere.
exhumed.
exhorder.
exodus.
expelled.
faith no more.
fantômas.
fear.
fleetwood mac.
flotsam and jetsam.
frank zappa.
funkadelic.
gary numan.
george duke.
george clinton.
gg allin.
gogol bordello.
goldfrapp.
grave.
hawkwind.
heart.
helmet.
herb alpert and the tijuana brass.
hirax.
hole.
iggy pop.
iggy and the stooges.
impaled.
iron maiden.
jaguares.
jesus lizard.
jethro tull.
jimmy cliff.
joe cuba.
john lennon.
john zorn.
johnny "guitar" watson.
judas priest.
king crimson.
kreator.
ladytron.
led zeppelin.
lords of acid.
loretta lynn.
los crudos.
lou reed.
lovage.
lower class brats.
mahavishnu orchestra.
mana.
maudlin of the well.
old school madonna.
madness.
marillion.
megadeth.
metal church.
missing persons.
miles davis.
mr. bungle.
morbid angel.
motorhead.
municipal waste.
napalm death.
napoleon murphy brock.
neurotic outsiders.
new york dolls.
nina hagen.
nirvana.
no doubt.
nuclear assault.
nunslaughter.
N.W.A.
obituary.
oi polloi.
overkill.
parliament.
peeping tom.
peter tosh.
pj harvey.
pink floyd.
primus.
prince & the revolution.
public enemy.
public image ltd.
rasputina.
resist and exist.
riot.
roxy music.
rudimentary peni.
sadus.
60s & 70s santana.
scissor sisters.
secret chiefs 3.
self destruct.
seu jorge.
sex pistols.
sham 69.
shane macgowan.
silverchair.
siouxsie and the banshees.
slaughter & the dogs.
slayer.
sleepytime gorilla museum.
sly and the family stone.
smut peddlers.
sodom.
special duties.
stevie wonder.
stormtroopers of death.
strapping young lad.
sub hum ans.
suffocation.
suicidal tendencies.
sweet.
t. rex.
tenacious d.
testament.
the adicts.
the adverts.
the beatles.
the business.
the buzzcocks.
the clash.
the creatures.
the damned.
the dead boys.
the devotchkas/the 99's.
the distillers.
the doors.
the dwarves.
the english dogs.
the exploited.
the germs.
johnny thunders & the heartbreakers.
the maytals.
the melvins.
the misfits.
the ohio players.
the plasmatics.
the mothers of invention.
the nipple erectors.
the pogues.
the prodigy.
the professionals.
the queers.
the slits.
the stitches.
the stranglers.
the templars.
the undertones.
the unseen.
the varukers.
the virus.
the who.
the yardbirds.
thin lizzy.
thulsa doom.
tin machine.
tito puente.
tomahawk.
trevor dunn's trio convulsant.
uk subs.
ultramagnetic mcs.
velvet underground.
veruca salt.
vice squad.
vicious.
violators.
virus.
vomit punks.
WAR.
warren cuccurullo.
wendy o. williams.
wesley willis.
x.
x-ray spex.
youth brigade.
I like a lotta different stuff. ^_^
Movies:
labyrinth.
frankenhooker.
anything terry gilliam.
anything troma.
borat.
lilo & stitch.
1970s kung fu films.
shogun assassin.
evil dead 1 and 2.
army of darkness.
party monster.
200 motels.
monty python's the meaning of life.
monty python and the holy grail.
life of brian.
dead alive.
killer nerd.
bad taste.
night of the living dead.
dawn of the dead.
day of the dead.
pretty much any horror film made before 1990.
anything with bruce campbell.
meet the feebles.
night of the creeps.
bride of killer nerd.
the filth and the fury.
the little mermaid.
willy wonka and the chocolate factory.
pee wee's big adventure.
the big lebowski.
cheech & chong's up in smoke.
cheech & chong's next movie.
harold and maude.
spaceballs.
the breakfast club.
bubba ho-tep.
reanimator and bride of reanimator.
bill and ted's excellent adventure and bogus journey.
fear and loathing in las vegas.
motel hell.
night of the demons.
cannibal! the musical.
team america: world police.
and now for something completely different.
stepfather III.
nightmare on elm street.
faces of death.
curse of the queerwolf.
back to the future 1 and 2.
airplane!.
help!.
kentucky fried movie.
eraserhead.
the legend of billie jean.
harry potter.
anything john waters.
shaun of the dead.
ladies and gentlemen...the fabulous stains.
encino man.
they live!.
ill kill you bury you and spit on your grave too!.
dog soldiers.
cheerleader camp.
the wizard of oz.
star trek IV.
the adventures of priscilla: queen of the desert.
young frankenstein.
kill bill volumes 1 and 2.
kids in the hall: brain candy.
hedwig and the angry inch.
wayne's world.
the man who fell to earth.
blue velvet.
this is spinal tap.
run ronnie run!.
Television:
the young ones.
south park.
ren and stimpy.
seinfeld.
sailor moon.
futurama.
mst3k.
countdown w/ keith olbermann.
scrubs.
avatar: the last airbender.
the simpsons. (not the new ones though, pheuuuw. those suck.)
queer as folk.
venture bros.
king of the hill.
the colbert report.
beavis and butthead.
rocko's modern life.
kids in the hall.
mr. show.
aqua teen hungerforce.
monty python's flying circus.
da ali g show.
arrested development.
the league of gentlemen.
fawlty towers.
the golden girls.
mythbusters.
pete and pete.
the grim adventures of billy and mandy.
foster's home for imaginary friends.
autopsy on HBO.
good shit on whatever is left of A&E.
court TV.
are you being served?.
tom goes to the mayor.
tim and eric awesome show, great job!.
roseanne.
Books:
Burroughs.
Mark Gatiss.
George Orwell.
I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.
It's a Good Life.
Robert Frost.
Charles Bukowski.
anything by David Sedaris.
anything by Hunter S. Thompson.
Running with Scissors.
Sellevision.
Lord of the Flies.
anything by F. Scott Fitzgerald.
How to Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way.
If Chins Could Kill: Confessions of a B Movie Actor.
Rainbow.
Faust.
Oscar Wilde.
Kurt Vonnegut.
Truman Capote.
L. Frank Baum.
the Harry Potter novels.
the Bubbles novels.
the Stand.
Rose Madder.
the Shining.
Apt Pupil.
White Oleander.
the Eye of the Dragon.
The Mango Opera.
Discworld.
Douglas Adams.
Steinbeck.
Kerouac.
Twain.
Henry David Thoreau.
Rotten: No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs.
Nikos Kazantzakis.
Walt Whitman.
Dostoevsky.
William Golding.
Beverly Cleary.
Judy Blume.
Disco Bloodbath.
12 Days on the Road.
anything by Irvine Welsh.