fun, herbal remedies, beer, irony, coozies, fire, drunk-mad-libs, bad metaphors, river-jams, rope-swings, learning about stuff, "how many (fill in the blank)'s does it take to screw in a lightbulb?" jokes, gettin' head, making cool stuff out of other crappy stuff, air, free stuff, food, being outside, sittin' on Eddie Boner (cuz he's got a lefty-hole), animals, water, figuring out things, psychoanalysis (yours, not mine), shaking my fist and saying "FIE!" at bad things (like the government, the dirty dirty kitchen, and other such impetuousness), doin' it, the well-being of my friends & family, earth, and sandwitches.
green day, the cure, operation ivy, TLC, sunny day real estate, tori amos, damien rice, the smiths, matt & kim, radiohead, bob dylan, bitter bitter weeks, propaghandi, ruby, andy stochansky, iron maiden, ani difranco, david ford, angra, dillinger 4, pink razors, against me!, inquisition, shortest tall-bike ever, tim barry, josh smalls (thanks, meggles), the advantage, 80's new wave, old-school jazz, screeching weasel, the lillingtons, the vandals, otis redding, tom petty, the beatles, crass, sex pistols, the mr. t experience (dr. frank is a lyrical genius), ann beretta, joan jett (soooo hot), tenacious d, modest mouse, bitch & animal, the virginia peanuts, NOFX, cannabis corpse, the monkees, dragonforce, skid row
clue, muppets take manhattan, high fidelity, PCU, tank girl, john hughes movies (though i really can't stand molly ringwald- ironic, isn't it?), the star wars movies (preferrably the original trilogy), the wedding singer, cry baby, lord of the rings trilogy, the long kiss goodnight, true romance, natural born killers, bring it on (heh, john), the first few kevin smith movies, foxfire, pretty woman (there, missa, ya happy?); boondock saints, rocky horror, the legend of billie jean; shawshank redemption, buffy the vampire slayer; weird science; fast times at ridgemont high; the nightmare before christmas; steel magnolias (shut up); thrashin', the dark crystal, the Goonies, Pee-Wee Herman's Big Adventure, Empire Records, Donnie Darko,
i don't ever watch tv anymore... but fraggle rock (hey, i lost my virginity to it! -but not in a gross, pedophile-way), you can't do that on television; salute your shorts; degrassi junior high; pinwheel, punky brewster, she-ra: princess of power, the simpsons, my so-called life, law & order: svu; conan o'brien; aqua teen hunger force; curb your enthusiasm; ER; oh, yeah- i don't have cable.
Pride & Prejudice, the Mists of Avalon, Invisible Monsters, Survivor, the Painted Bird, the Forever King, Clan of the Cave Bear/Valley of Horses/the Mammoth Hunters/the Plains of Passage/Shelters of Stone, High Fidelity, the Red Tent, Matilda, Memoirs of an Overnight Sensation
Your results:
You are Superman
Superman
80%
Wonder Woman
75%
Robin
72%
Spider-Man
70%
Supergirl
65%
Iron Man
60%
Hulk
50%
The Flash
50%
Batman
40%
Green Lantern
40%
Catwoman
25%
You are mild-mannered, good,
strong and you love to help others.
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tang. for his stoic indifference. i need him to teach me that trick, but every time i ask him, he just head-butts me. also, duffman.