As you're stumbling drunk through an alley on the Wrong Side of the Tracks, a stranger walks up to you.
"Y'know, you really shouldn't be walking around here intoxicated like this. Don't you know that you're a lot more likely to get injured when you've been drinking?" he says.
"Wow, really?" you reply.
"Yep," says the stranger, as he punches you in the face and takes your wallet.
You lose 50 meat.
You lose 10 HP.
I have a dance party in my head. I also know that drinking more will cure a hangover all the time. My bedroom light is on and I don't answer my phone you say??? ...I've passed out with my clothes on and contacts in AGAIN. Can we ride bikes there? Fuck you, hippie. You take that drunk dial and you be happy with it. So what if I slurred all my words? You get the gest.
My headline pretty much explains my life.
Awk-ward pronounced "awk-werd"
1. lacking skill or dexterity; clumsy.
2. lacking grace or ease in movement: an awkward gesture; an awkward dancer.
3. lacking social graces or manners: a simple, awkward frontiersman.
4. not well planned or designed for easy or effective use: an awkward instrument; an awkward method.
5. requiring caution; somewhat hazardous; dangerous: an awkward turn in the road.
6. hard to deal with; difficult; requiring skill, tact, or the like: an awkward situation; an awkward customer.
7. embarrassing or inconvenient; caused by lack of social grace: an awkward moment
