Amazing Adventures of the White Knight! |
ANNOUNCER (bellowing over energetic, yet strangely pointless music): The Amazing Adventures of The White Knight!NARRATOR: (quavering with groundless excitement) Injured in a cataclysmic chess accident... Posted by Baal on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:06:00 PST |
Second coming |
Brothers and Sisters in Baal,Baal is mighty! Cloven is the hoof of Baal, that it might poke the unhappy sinner in two places, separated by approximately a half an inch, thereby reminding the sinner tw... Posted by Baal on Sun, 03 Sep 2006 12:24:00 PST |
Better Living Through Evil |
By Lee Ponsonby-GrissomSpecial to the Atlanta BeaconATLANTA - "Goody two shoes!" shouts little Greg Northenby, kicking savagely at Kathy Stebbens' calves, as the Southern Baptist minister's daughter r... Posted by Baal on Tue, 23 May 2006 09:59:00 PST |
21 things Baal would like to know about his followers |
Thoughtfully contributed by the estimable Brother Davey. Go now, my minions, and harrass him into pouring some of this apparently plentiful creative energy into preening his blog for the entertainment... Posted by Baal on Sat, 20 May 2006 03:03:00 PST |
A Child's Garden of Vice |
Excerpts from a new edition of the 18th century Baalitarian children's reader, "A Child's Garden of Vice," Arvel Grosvenor Peptic, editor. MERRILY, PLAY WITH MEMerrily, play with me,Gretchen and Franz... Posted by Baal on Tue, 09 May 2006 10:44:00 PST |
Stab! Stab! |
[A guest posting by Sister Kang, of the Baalitarian Sisters of Interminable Botulism]When I was 8, I was completely enamored of the songs of Billy Joel, which were, of course, totally incomprehensible... Posted by Baal on Tue, 02 May 2006 04:50:00 PST |
I, Fartula! |
The tragic history of Pepin Ottomar von Fartula, as told to Dieter Sponz Teufeltaffel. Translated from the German by Prof. Constance Whelming, Christ ChurchVOLUME THE FIRST - RUMBLINGSI was not always... Posted by Baal on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 02:10:00 PST |
Advice for young married couples |
Greetings, postulants of Baal! Baal is the god of tight trousers and alimony! For this reason, Baal feels it incumbent upon Baal to divulge his advice to young couples approaching the altar of Hymen. ... Posted by Baal on Sun, 23 Apr 2006 08:37:00 PST |
Envy and Greed: An Easter Parable for Children |
Bunny Simpkin was sad. Of all the Easter bunnies, he had been given the least desirable route, and was slotted to deliver treats only to the poor, smelly, ugly children of Easterland. Bunny Simpkin ha... Posted by Baal on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 02:43:00 PST |
Fart Bomb |
(a guest posting by Sister Kang, of the Carmelite Order of the Sisters of Eternal Obsolescence)My sister Rachel and I discovered the Fart Bomb at the McCall's General Store in Boring on a bike ride la... Posted by Baal on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 06:10:00 PST |