Oh, so many people. Fran Lebowitz, David Sedaris, Jon Stewart, Sarah Vowell, Ira Glass, Ben Folds, Gillian Welch, Lynda Barry...it's mostly people who write or sing or draw stuff that I love. I want to figure out how they do it. So I don't just want to meet them, I want to talk to them. And I don't want to go to a dinner party with them because then we'd just have conversations about how frustrating it is to have a president who just likes to blow shit up and wonder whether we're fixin' to live in a fascist state and blah blah blah (which is true, but you can have that conversation with anyone). No, I'd want to be trapped in an elevator with them or something. Not all of them at once - just a series of unfortunate elevator incidents, one after the other wherein I'm coincidentally there and open to hearing them chat about their creative process and how they've always been a little claustrophobic. It would take a lot of pre-planning and elevator know-how and eventually people would catch on, but it would be good while it lasted.Note to self: send CV to Otis Elevator for employment consideration.