A New Blog |
There comes a time in every man's life when he needs to begin blogging somewhere other than myspace:web.mac.com/eatopds
Posted by on Fri, 04 May 2007 10:10:00 GMT |
A Frottage for Sale |
I remembered last night why I rarely cross the river. Katie (who looked like a million bucks in leopard print), Baal and I met at the Portland Coffee House to tee off for a night of dancing to the dis...
Posted by on Wed, 08 Nov 2006 16:55:00 GMT |
Speak, Memory |
When I was in 5th grade, I get sent to the principal's office of my elementary school. We were taking a difficult test (EST or some such shit) and several of the other teachers (Mr. Novick, Mr. Beisch...
Posted by on Thu, 27 Jul 2006 11:40:00 GMT |
Infuckingsomnia |
1:25 am. I am exhausted. I cannot sleep. My mind is racing. So what do I do? Oh, my Descartes and garters: I think, therefore I blog.I have tried all the usual means to court Morpheus: Perotin, ice cr...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 01:19:00 GMT |
Meetings with the Squirrels |
I work for a great big music publisher that nobody's ever heard of. However, that company's in the middle of a big, ugly lawsuit involving deception, sale of indulgences, pederasty; you name it. To pr...
Posted by on Tue, 25 Apr 2006 14:49:00 GMT |
Newly Discovered Blake Manuscripts! |
When he's not busy killing his wife, Robert Blake is still finding time to add to his 1794 Songs of Innocence. Check out these fragments:SQUIRRYL, squirryl burning bright In the forests of the night...
Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 14:25:00 GMT |
"Guy" v "Gay" |
Let's start with this: I think of myself as being a good solid "8" on the Kinsey scale; completely straight, but totally open-minded. The funny thing is, though, that when people meet me, they virtual...
Posted by on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 10:32:00 GMT |
Tax Man |
And his hands would plait the priest's entrails,For want of a rope, to strangle kings.-Denis Diderot (1713-1784) I walked into H&R Block today feeling like Pol Pot (or was it Lon Nol?): see, I haven't...
Posted by on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 15:27:00 GMT |
Insomnia |
Paula, my ex-girlfriend from 20 (!) years ago is in town, checking out apartments, so last night, I hunker down on the blow-up bed, and try to get some well-deserved sleep after a weekend of shows and...
Posted by on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 11:20:00 GMT |
