Cleveland speaks! |
I, Grover Cleveland, am struck speechless by the dedication of the men and women at earthstation1. That is all I will say.Earnestly,Grover Cleveland
Posted by on Fri, 29 Sep 2006 23:51:00 GMT |
Ignominy |
I, Grover Cleveland, have today received the shock of my long and illustrious life. Upon touring the local bookstore, my Chief of Staff came upon a shelf stuffed with presidential biographies, each la...
Posted by on Mon, 24 Apr 2006 00:34:00 GMT |
Belles Lettres |
Fellow citzens: In the grand tradition of respected statesmen --- most notably Newt Gingrich --- I, Grover Cleveland, have decided to take up my pen and pursue the literary life. The following exerpt ...
Posted by on Sat, 15 Apr 2006 16:17:00 GMT |
State of the Union |
My fellow citizens,Up to this point, my tenure on MySpace has been almost entirely for the glory and edification of Baal and the entertainment of Rachel Taylor Brown, who I esteem and admire, and prob...
Posted by on Sat, 01 Apr 2006 03:01:00 GMT |
