Hi. My name is Knickers. I think I'm human so I have a bad cattitude. I like to purr and stuff. My life sucked until I was adopted. Since that happened I've been LIVIN' LARGE, yep. My Mom keeps me up with all the latest trends. She's so rad and I'm very spoiled as a result. I like to stick my face in freshly worn shoes. I like to push new rolls of tissue down the stairs and chase them. I'm not very social and I chew on rubberbands. My shit stinks REAL BAD. I like to sleep on my back with all four feet in the air. I don't bite, I'm just too lazy. I like sneaking up and sitting in my mom's face while she's sleeping and meowing very loudly as soon as she opens her eyes. Haha. I got this house on lock.
