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[10.07] Its not over yet, but

A HUGE thank you to everyone who's been there for me through this mess (and attended my sporadic pity parties). I haven't been the most personable, bright and/or jovial person lately (and let's be hon...
Posted by The Stauf on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 03:01:00 PST

[05.09] Haiku! Gesundheit!

In no order:I has BFFhers stalks me and I stalks herslawn marinarisJoey is a Jewnot really much else to sayI love that Hebrewnine months inside youyou leave things by my front doorhope you're proud of...
Posted by The Stauf on Sat, 10 May 2008 09:11:00 PST

[11/14] UMMBFFDUDESRSLYWTF?

So I guess this is it. I'm reduced to typing a blog because I can't call for fear of pissing off your wife or interrupting work or sleep (if you even have the same number). I know you won't read this,...
Posted by The Stauf on Thu, 15 Nov 2007 06:15:00 PST

[02.05] My Hall of Shame

..>..>..>Now you guys know me well enough to know I at least try to be nice to everyone, but damn, sometimes you just can't be-- it's just too flappin' worthless and time consuming. Some people just d...
Posted by The Stauf on Thu, 04 May 2006 04:50:00 PST

[08.25] OWAL THUWGEWY! (pics!) UPDATED 12/28

..>So, the surgery went well (if you have no idea what I'm talking about click here then come back to this). I now have stitches in places I never knew could get stitches, but I'm feeling pretty good ...
Posted by The Stauf on Fri, 25 Aug 2006 11:10:00 PST

[04.18] F.Y.I. / F.A.Q.

..>01. If you do not reach me when you call me the first time do NOT call me back an hour later and then call me again an hour after that because:   A) I don't feel like talking &n...
Posted by The Stauf on Tue, 18 Apr 2006 10:51:00 PST

[06.15] Why we don't pierce tongues (BONE LOSS).

As many of you know, I got my tongue pierced when I was 14 (and again at 15 after being instructed to remove it by my parents) and stretched it out over the years (to a 4 gauge [picture here]).Well, I...
Posted by The Stauf on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 11:14:00 PST

[01.18] My first Myspace mirror picture

Pardon the mess. I was/am still getting settled in the apartment (if Amir would put the stuff up while I was at work instead of sleeping, it'd be done by now-- lazy cat). Anyway, this was December 16...
Posted by The Stauf on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 11:33:00 PST

[11.11] Zits (MUAHAHA!!)

Take THIS city water!You and your damn pimple causing effects.If I could stick a well right outside my apartment I would.Blasted city water making me break out.I haven't ever been this broken out in m...
Posted by The Stauf on Fri, 11 Nov 2005 01:30:00 PST

[09.23] Yeah, I've changed; it happens.

Through the years people change, they grow, they expand. In the past year I've done a lot of it; I've grown, I've lost, I've gained, I've learned. Here's my thanks. Thanks Mom, for leaving me your re...
Posted by The Stauf on Fri, 23 Sep 2005 01:25:00 PST