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About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4

so, its been a minute since ive updated this stuff and i finally got bored enough to update.
so you wanna know a little about me huh??
well what do you want to know that isnt already listed in the General Interests section
really im a pretty open book when it comes to who i am
if you wanna know just ask
im hard to offend and easy to entertain
im an elitest
but not the asshole kind of elitest
as long as you know im awesome then we are cool
My Cat is probably cooler than you are
No, Really, She Is
i tend to have no regrets
shame either
I Will Be Famous
thats me in a nutshell

My Interests

So Jump In The Fire Let It Burn To The Bone, You Cant Find Excitement Hibernating At Home, And Only The Lucky Leave Banged And Bruised Now Youre One Step Closer To Paying Your Dues To ROCK!!!

I'd like to meet:

Top 5 people i want to meet before i die
Hulk Hogan
Bob Barker
Bill Clinton
Henry Rollins
Dave Letterman

ive met alot of people
id love to meet more
particularly if your famous
or infamous

Music:

holy crap i used to have alot of shit in this section, im just gonna narrow it down to what ive been listening to alot of as of the past year alot of metal, hardcore, punk, alt-country, country(mainly old stuff) and of course Psychopathic

Movies:

The Warriors and Boondock Saints
SLC Punk
Snatch
Empire Records
National Lampoons Christmas Vacation
The Departed
Elizabethtown
Garden State
300
Both Transformers movies
Crash
Grandmas Boy
Tenacious D And The Pick Of Destiny
and numerous others

Television:

SCRUBS!!!!!!!
but ive gotten drawned into these shows recently:
My Boys
Degrassi
Eureka
Weeds

Books:

I'll Sleep When Im Dead: The Dirty Life And Times Of Warren Zeavon
Lovesick Blues: The Biography Of Hank Williams
ICP Behind The Paint: The Autobiography Of Violent J
Bear V Shark
The Warriors
American Skin
Currently Reading: The Fuck Up

Heroes:

my Buddy Mitch is by far my best fucking friend i could ever have even though the amount of years i know him i can prolly count on one hand we seem to act as if we have none each other since 2nd grade after all these years he is still the same asshole i met in the mall foodcourt one day after school me and him have had our fair share of crazy ass adventures and will probably have many more in the upcoming years he keeps it real, doesnt sugarcoat shit, and any other cliche for someone who doesnt keep his opinon to himself...in otherwords he is just all around unpleasent and i fucking love him like a brother
there are only 2 women that i would do anything for because i love them more than anything else in this universe:
my mom who has been through so much in her life and has emerged time after time on top of it. Even when times were tough still kept a positive attitude and never let her 2 little baby boys know that she was going through hell. She did the best she could and did the best job anyone could do at raising 2 boys all by herself for the most part she never compromised and never gave up her passions even when the money was tough i fucking love you mom.
Second would be my aunt Colleen who has been one of the most influental person in who i am to this day. She is where i have drawn so much influence in how i look at the world and how i treat people i meet. Which is to befriend as many people as possible, so that way no matter where you go you will always have someone that you know. She taught me to make sure you leave a lasting impression on people so there will be no way they can forget who you are. Who taught me that the best way to get where you need is to respect others.
I dont know what i would do if i were to lose either one of these people, they are the only thing to never change and always maintain the same. Throughout all the changes ive gone through i can always guarentee if i need anyone i have those people, and they will help me with it no matter how hard it is. For that i can never repay them for it

My Blog

i took this one from my brother who took it from someone who took it from someoone

Favortie lines from the first 25 lines that comes from my playlist on random. only thing is i had too much fun doin it so i actually did it twice so you get 50 for the price of 25 now try and guess al...
Posted by For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer on Sat, 11 Feb 2006 09:06:00 PST

testing 1 2

this is a test this is only a test in the event of an actual blog you will be notified once again this is only a test thank you
Posted by For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer on Wed, 21 Dec 2005 12:09:00 PST

The Soundtrack To My Life(Deluxe Edition)

so here is the Soundtrack to my life if my life were to be made into a movie Mitch made me do this the other day and i ended up having a lot of fun doing it and think i came out with a pretty bitching...
Posted by For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer on Tue, 29 Nov 2005 07:51:00 PST

41 WAYS TO IMPROVE THE WORLD!!!!!!

i took this from an Esquire Magazine i was looking through its pretty funny i think and would be pretty nice if we actually did some of this shit(numbers 16,17,23,24,34,35 and 41) 1.Tip Jars in take-o...
Posted by For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer on Tue, 15 Nov 2005 08:07:00 PST

I Hung Myself With The Climbing Rope In The Gymnasium

so the show i went to last night was so awesome it was only 3 bucks to get it but if you ask me they overcharged at the door but hey its a show and theres never any good bands that come around here ex...
Posted by For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer on Thu, 10 Nov 2005 10:42:00 PST

another random survey ive prolly taken atleast twice before

HAVE YOU EVER1. Kissed your cousin: Jesus, its cuz i live in Kentucky isnt it?2. Ran away: from what???like a bear or something???3. Pictured your crush naked: naked and in my bed or on the kitchen ta...
Posted by For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer on Tue, 01 Nov 2005 09:52:00 PST

AFI'S 100 GREATEST MOVIE QUOTES!!!!!

1. Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. GONE WITH THE WIND 1939 2. I'm going to make him an offer he can't refuse. THE GODFATHER 1972 3. You don't und...
Posted by For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 02:12:00 PST

75 Things You Can Hate About Me

1. DO YOU SNORE?ive been told i do 2. ARE YOU A LOVER OR A FIGHTER? lover fighting never solved anything 3. WHAT'S YOUR WORST FEAR? death, being alone, dying alone. 4. AS A KID, WERE YOU A LEGO MANIAC...
Posted by For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer on Sun, 23 Oct 2005 08:50:00 PST

A Generic Myspace Survey That Everyone And There Mom Has Taken

ABOUT Name: Jake McArdle Birthday: 03/06/1985 Birthplace: Albany, GA Current Location: Berea, KY Eye Color: blueish, grey i think i cant really see my eyes Hair Color: brown Height: 5'11" ...
Posted by For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer on Mon, 10 Oct 2005 01:49:00 PST

IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT...DO YOU KNOW WHERE YOUR CHILDREN ARE?!?!?!

well if there like me there sitting in front of there computer bored shitless...yeah boy so the other day i had a really interesting realization i realized it has been almost 2 whole years since i mov...
Posted by For My Next Trick, I'll Need A Volunteer on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 05:55:00 PST