I'm so Post Modern I don't exsist

About Me

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Live It.

I love this Tranny.

I'd kill you if one of these people asked me too.
94% off all teenagers have been influenced somehow by alchol, put this in your profile if you like pizza :]

"12. What were you doing at 11:59 PM on Saturday night? me ben and matthew were cock deep in a dungeon beneath the ogre and troll shared city of Ogrimmar, I think at this time Ben walked into the lava."
-Travis

My Interests

My Family, my woman, music, my buds, movies, good stand-up comedy.

I'd like to meet:

Mike Dirnt, Morgan Wade, Bruce Campell, Ray Stevens, Tim Armstrong, Lars Fredericksen, Quentin Taratino, Leonard Nimoy, Bill Shatner, Rick Thorne, Sam Jackson, George Carlin, Dane Cook, Jim Gaffigan, Stephen Lynch.

Music:

Against Me! Aquabats Atom and His Package B.E.P. Bad Religion Big D and The Kids Table Bloodhound Gang Bowling For Soup CCR Colin Hay Daft Punk Darkness David Bowie Demented Are Go! Demons & Wizards Devin Townsend Band Dragon Force Dropkick Murphys Dynamite Hack Electric Six Everclear Flight of the Concords Flip The Switch Flogging Molly Gold Finger Gorillaz Green Day Handsome Devil Hank Williams III Iggy Pop Jimmy Eat World Johnny Cash Kansas Lazlo Bane Less Than Jake MC Chris MC Lars Men @ Work Misfits MSI Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds Offspring Pinhead Gunpowder Pogues Queen Rancid Reel Big Fish Reggie and the Full Effect Rhapsody Social Distortion Springsteen Stephen Lynch Styx Sublime Supersuckers Turbonegro VooDoo Blue

Movies:

28 Days Later 28 Weeks Later 300 Accepted Ace Ventura Pet Detective Airplane! Anchor Man: The Story of Ron Burgundy The Aristocrats Army of Darkness BASEketball Beerfest The Big Lebowski Blades of Glory Blazing Saddles Boondock Saints The Brothers Grimm Cannibal! The Muscial Cool Hand Luke Crank Dead Silence Death Proof The Departed Dodgeball elf Employee of the Month Empire Records End of the Century: The Story of The Ramones Evam Almighty Evil Dead I & II Fearless Fear & Loathing in Las Vegas Fox "Expendable" From Dusk Till Dawn Futurama: Bender's Big Score Ghost Rider Ghosts of the Civil Dead The Godfather Goodburger Grandma's Boy Hot Rod The Italian Job Kill Bill Vol. 1 & 2 Knocked Up Lord OF War The Life of Brian Lion King License to Wed Little Devil "Don't Quit Your Day Job" Little Miss Sunshine Live Free or Die Hard M*A*S*H Mr. Bean's Holiday National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation The Number 23 Pathfinder Planet Terror Playmate of The Apes The Pope of Greenwich Village The Princess Bride The Propostion Pulp Fiction Reign Over Me Reno 911! Miami Reservoir Dogs The Ringer Robin Hood Men in Tights Romper Stomper Saw Saw II Shoot 'Em Up The Simpsons Movie Smokin' Aces Snatch SpaceBalls Star Wars Stranger Than Fiction Super Bad Super Troopers The Terminal The Toy Trainspotting Troy Waiting The Weatherman Wedding Crashers Young Frankenstein

Television:

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My Blog

I'm having

mad anxiety problems, yo.
Posted by I'm so Post Modern I don't exsist on Mon, 30 Apr 2007 10:57:00 PST

The creation of a masterpiece.

Well, yesterday (June 23, 06) I got my first tattoo. Here are some shots and the finished product more than about 29 hours later....
Posted by I'm so Post Modern I don't exsist on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 08:03:00 PST

Updates out the yin-yang

Ok, so I realize its been while since I've written a blog, but I come to you bearing merryment in the form of information concerning my life. First and foremost, Last friday, a trip was taken, now t...
Posted by I'm so Post Modern I don't exsist on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 12:48:00 PST

Finally something happened...a lot actually.

Ok, so lots of shit went down this weekend. So much that I'm not even gonna tell you all of it, just a few words that won't sum it up at all, but will hopefully spike your curiousity: China Chef Jos...
Posted by I'm so Post Modern I don't exsist on Wed, 05 Apr 2006 09:38:00 PST

Nothin.

Nothing happened today. Probly failed my math test, Mr. Presnell wouldn't shut the hell up, lost my seat in health, pasted some smiley faces on pictures of children taken during the industrial revolu...
Posted by I'm so Post Modern I don't exsist on Mon, 27 Mar 2006 02:40:00 PST

Starting to think this was a mistake...

Through the sheer lack of interesting events that have occured as of late, I'm starting to feel as though this almost daily blog update might have been a mistake. Oh, well, doesn't mean I'll stop doin...
Posted by I'm so Post Modern I don't exsist on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 12:19:00 PST

One more thing.

Also, I d/led and watched Platoon, and I must say, out of all the Vietnam movies I've watched, while FMJ was my favorite, Platoon was just an all around powerful film. Some pretty fucked up shit happ...
Posted by I'm so Post Modern I don't exsist on Wed, 22 Mar 2006 07:58:00 PST

Too fucking cold.

Its too god damn cold right now, which I'm almost certain has put a damper in the amount of interesting events that are happining. Lets be honest, do you really want to do anything when its so cold y...
Posted by I'm so Post Modern I don't exsist on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:01:00 PST

Same ol' same ol'

Highlights of the day: We took a pic of the entire Troy Alliance, it turned out ok. Discovered Scatman's World Redid my profile Hopefully tomorrow will be more interesting....
Posted by I'm so Post Modern I don't exsist on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 08:03:00 PST

I had a surpirse today...and it wasn't neccesarily a nice one.

So last night Ben was going to come over fora while, call his sister, tell her he was staying at my house for the night, then go back up to his house. He called me, and told he me was about to leave...
Posted by I'm so Post Modern I don't exsist on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 07:17:00 PST