About Me

This can best be descibed in a Haiku:Outlaw on Steel Horse/ I'm wanted Dead or Alive/ Injun Butterfly. My pirate name is: Iron Jack Vane A pirate's life isn't easy; it takes a tough person. That's okay with you, though, since you a tough person. You tend to blend into the background occaisionally, but that's okay, because it's much easier to sneak up on people and disembowel them that way. Arr! Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.Your results:
You are Hulk Hulk 100% The Flash 80% Catwoman 80% Supergirl 70% Iron Man 70% Spider-Man 70% Batman 70% Green Lantern 60% Robin 55% Superman 50% Wonder Woman 50% You are a wanderer with
amazing strength.
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My Interests

all things acid washed, kittens (also acid washed), ninja civil rights, riding horsies, shooting arrows, scalping, you know the trendy injun norm. Oh, and...

Music:

Look I just don't have the attention span for this. Own your IPOD, don't let your IPOD own you...my IPOD's screen name is Mother. She's so beautiful.

Movies:

I find this category to be an attempt to judge and assasinate my character. ALL RIGHT! Fine, yes I WATCH PORN! So what, it's normal...everybody does it...hold me. I can pay...

Television:

All things reality. I love the way it systematically destroys my career. And like how do they get the cameras into Tony Soprano's house anyway. It always seems like they're trying to be so careful. Silly Sopranos, guess you'll never learn. If you're reading this Tony we can see you. We all see you:)

Books:

The Bible and pretty much anything by Danielle Steele.

Heroes:

Those bums with those signs that say "WILL WRESTLE FOR FOOD". So wiry, deceptively strong...

My Blog

So Ridiculous It Could Only Be Real!

I, Jake Hart, am engaged to be married.This information is true, to the best of my knowledge, and in no way meant to depict the lives of other people. My fiance's name is Virginia Joanne Strickler. ...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 04:39:00 PST

Yo

Hello all,Sorry I haven't been around. As some of you know, my G-mother had recently decided to discontinue her kidney dialysis. I just spent the last month down here in the bay being with her until ...
Posted by Jake on Wed, 01 Aug 2007 02:13:00 PST

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Posted by Jake on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 08:44:00 PST

Toxicity of Freedom

This is just to check in with everyone. Lately I have been awful about returning most messages and phone calls. Well my vacation from the arts for the past few months has been interesting and in...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 17 May 2007 08:52:00 PST

HEADSHOTS

Hi everyone,I just put up the first round of cuts from my headshots on a new webpage. Please take a look at them and leave a comment on the blog with your 3 favorites. It will help me decide which one...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 10:43:00 PST

Check-up

This is just a quick blog to say to anyone who actually reads these. I want to apologize for not being available for awhile. Especially to those of you who have partied with me, housed me, touched m...
Posted by Jake on Thu, 25 Jan 2007 02:30:00 PST

Run Sweetback, run!

Ran my first 5k today. Sumbitch that's some good stuff. Got beaten by every single member of the boys highschool track team, but managed to outrun all the girls from the military academy, and some f...
Posted by Jake on Sun, 05 Nov 2006 05:00:00 PST

APPLES

sometimes you gotta pick applesand make piesometimes you gotta play gaydarts...
Posted by Jake on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 10:37:00 PST

My Mom Drinks Tequila and Carries A Switchblade

So my Mom, Brother, and pseudo-Aunt (friend of the family) Jackie all descended upon Staunton Virginia last week to see me onstage for the first time in a few years. Now, having just filled out some ...
Posted by Jake on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 10:07:00 PST

samcktalk and jabberwock

Not much news. I feel I sould tell people what I'm doing because I'm trapped in a small town bubble floating off to nowhere. My ankle was broken for awhile but I didn't know for two weeks 'cause I'm...
Posted by Jake on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:54:00 PST