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iTodd

©1977

About Me

Confessions of the Inflatable Sandwich. I didn't mind doing it, except for when it was raining. When it rained it was misery. It rained all of the time. People would toss their pennies at me and, one time, a couple of kids tried to push me into the street. Into the street! I could hardly defend myself against them, I could barely hear them over the music in my ears and the steady hum of the small engine I had strapped to my back. It was raining. I was young and being paid slave wages to stand and sell it on the corner. Hookers have it better than I did, at least they were getting laid. I was a sandwich: A giant inflatable female sandwich, with big lips, big blue eyes and a pretty pink bow on top. I danced around on the sidewalks for minimum wage. No, I danced my ass off for minimum wage. I am the sandwich...

My Interests

Interesting Things. And Stuff.

I'd like to meet:

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My World Visitor Map!

Music:

M. Doughty, Modest Mouse, 764-HERO, Trainwreck, Paul Chesne, Hot Hot Heat, Ugly Cassanova, Arcade Fire, The Afghan Wigs, Beck, Bill Withers, BRMC, Bright Eyes, Cake, Soul Coughing, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah!, Daniel Johnston, Death Cab For Cutie, The Decemberists, dirtyamerican, Digital Underground, The Drive-by Truckers, Elliott Smith, Esquivel!, Franz Ferdinand, The Go! Team, David Hasselhoff, Johnny Cash, Kenny Rogers, The Lights, M. Ward, Mazzy Star, Mountain Goats, Murder City Devils, The National, Neil Diamond, The New Pornographers, Of Montreal, Paul Simon, Pedro the Lion, Peal Jam, Pinback, The Pogues, Portastatic, The Postal Service, Prefuse 73, Death From Above 1979, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Princess Superstar, Quasi, Radiohead, The Red House Painters, The Shins, Silver Jews, Smog, Spoon, StellaStar, Steve Earl, The Strokes, Sunny Day Real Estate, The Walkmen, Ween, Weezer, Wesley Willis, The White Stripes, Wilco, Wolfe Parade, William Shatner, The Who, Willie Nelson, The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Young MC... and it goes on and on... (duh!)

Movies:

I like the one about the guy that does all that cool shit and then he meets a super-hot girl and they get into some kind of trouble and he has to do something cool to get out of the trouble and then, that's the end.

Television:

Deadwood, Simpsons, Fraggle Rock, Walker: Texas Ranger, Upright Citizens Brigade, Mr. Show, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Conan O'Brian.

Books:

"Speak With Distinction" by Edith Skinner

Heroes:

My Parents. Ernest Shackelton: Antartic Explorer. Del Close: Genius.

My Blog

From the Road!

I am still alive after my first three weeks of travel!  Fresno was the best thing that happened to me this whole time... what does THAT say?    Three more weeks stand between me and the...
Posted by iTodd on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 11:52:00 PST

winter plans!

My first season at OSF ends, technically, Friday. Yes! I'm ready to shift my focus away from the shows and onto the School Visitation Program. I'll be on the road for six weeks, traveling Californi...
Posted by iTodd on Wed, 04 Oct 2006 04:42:00 PST

Reunion.

Good God, it's been ten years since I graduated from high school and I haven't made my first million! What will I do? What will everyone think of me? Why do I care? I was really nervous about the ...
Posted by iTodd on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:31:00 PST

Real Stories From the AP Wire...

This Story is dated 8/18/2006:Westminster Woman Sues JC Penny's After Getting Smacked By A DummyLos Angeles (AP) -- A Westminster woman is suing JC PEnny's after and alleged run-in with a store manneq...
Posted by iTodd on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 11:29:00 PST

Fuck Yeah!

The news: One more year in Ashland, babies! Now I'm going to go get some drinks at Azteca!from Jefferson, Todd
Posted by iTodd on Mon, 17 Jul 2006 10:49:00 PST

Thoughts on Black Monday

I have moved four times this year and everytime I move I find that I own less and less stuff. When I moved from Los Angeles to Ashland, I fit the majority of my belongins into my 1985 Lincoln Town Ca...
Posted by iTodd on Thu, 13 Jul 2006 10:54:00 PST

A Whole New Blog....

Yes, it has been a while since I've had the energy to blog. Or maybe, I haven't had anything to say... no, I've ALWAYS got something to say. How about that weather? It is pretty rad. I love to sma...
Posted by iTodd on Tue, 13 Jun 2006 01:14:00 PST

My Online Store Totally Rocks!!

Peep this kiddies: www.cafepress.com/toddsgoodies buy something nice for your mom! and if you want to start up a store of your own, for free, seriously... free... send me an email and I w...
Posted by iTodd on Sun, 22 Jan 2006 07:25:00 PST

quiz

Take My Quiz- on -QuizYourFriends.com!...
Posted by iTodd on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 05:25:00 PST

Random

I have a bathrobe for the first time in my life, Diane's parents got it for me for Christmas. I wish I could live my whole life in my bathrobe, but people who live their lives in bathrobes live in me...
Posted by iTodd on Thu, 12 Jan 2006 11:34:00 PST