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Kjerstine

Last seen shoveling popcorn at the Harvard Exit!

About Me

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My Interests

Old lady activities. Oatmeal eating, bridge playing, cat petting, grumbling, picking my blue hair into a thin old lady afro, watching the Price is Right and lamenting the loss of Bob Barker. What is this Drew Carrey crap anyway?! Harumf.

I'd like to meet:

Prophetic types

Music:

"All is fair in love and we're in love. Now that everybody's dead we can finally talk." ~Rilo Kiley

Movies:

I love movie theaters. The wafting smell of popcorn, the sticky floors, the unwrapping of contraband candies, the apathetic empty stares of the employees. All of it.

Television:

I've cancelled my cable! I feel almost human again!

Books:

Here is the deal: I really love books, but I have a serious problem finishing the damn things. I think years of television have whittled my attention span down to that of a goldfish. So, I recently started The User's Guide to the Brain. Hopefully I learn how to fix my problem before I get bored with it. Sheesh.

My Blog

Holidays

Thanksgiving:  so we all got to Auntie Gretchen's house at oh five or so so we could stuff our faces, but the turkey was not cooked all the way, so it had to go back into the oven. And the ...
Posted by Kjerstine on Wed, 26 Dec 2007 04:32:00 PST

Goodbye America....

....See you in two weeks. 
Posted by Kjerstine on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 11:06:00 PST

My dreams and reality.

I woke up early this morning in tears.  There was a dream of immense pain and loss.  Loss of friendship and a deep, upending sadness.  It was a well from which there was seeming no esca...
Posted by Kjerstine on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 05:01:00 PST

Good at being Bad

And not in the naughty school girl way. If it's bad for me, I seem to need to find out why. Glutton for punishment. Sheesh. I am happy today, however, and that is a sweet thing.
Posted by Kjerstine on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 11:21:00 PST

Bedtime Story

Goodnight Seattle Goodnight Rain, Goodnight Space Needle, Goodnight Labrynth Library of Death,Goodnight Bill and Bobs,Goodnight Seahawks (kick ass!),Goodnight sea gulls (die!!),Goodnight Capital H...
Posted by Kjerstine on Thu, 29 Dec 2005 12:49:00 PST

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

I hate it when I am driving on 520 and then I get really sad and start fucking crying on the freeway, and then I call the person I am supposed to call, and I have to admit that I don't have it all fig...
Posted by Kjerstine on Wed, 26 Oct 2005 12:44:00 PST

Danny I love you!!

In case anyone cares about the piddly shit going on in my world....  So I got my wisdom teeth out.  All four.  And it sucked, dude!!  I was awake for the extractions, and I cried ...
Posted by Kjerstine on Tue, 18 Oct 2005 08:54:00 PST

Where am I?

Ceaseless dreaming is a pox on my sleep.  Those people I've lost show up there, wagging their fingers at me and shaking their heads.  I don't belong anywhere anymore.  Today I will move...
Posted by Kjerstine on Fri, 09 Sep 2005 10:10:00 PST

A day for beautiful employment

Today was employment heaven.  Two jobs called me for an interview.  I started a new job and got to drive the company's brand new Scion car...  though I was a little paranoid 'cause some...
Posted by Kjerstine on Tue, 23 Aug 2005 09:12:00 PST