hey bear. i rub my back against trees. carnivorous and stronger than cars; i roam the woods. if i had a cub and you got in between us - i would maul the shit out of you. luckily i hate kids so i have none... but if you have a kid i may decide to eat it. don't run from me - i'll think you're prey. i like the smell of your food. if i smell it i may come a-lookin' for it. native to washington, i must be a black bear; so don't bother to try to climb a tree - you'll just end up fighting me up a tree - and trust me - i'll win. if you play dead - i won't get bored - i'll just keep chewing on ya. but, most likely you won't ever even seee me - unless you live in Renton or Mercer Island... or the University District.
My Interests
huntin, fishin, bathing in streams. taking huge craps in the bushes. go for a waaaaalk. pic-a-nic baskets.
I'd like to meet:
deer fawn and fish. ants and berries. squirrels and rodents. and get me some MF honey, boy.
