Hardcore Robâ„¢

What's up! My name is Rob, as if you already didn't know. I come from the beautiful South Bay area of Los Angeles, California! In the end of January 2006, I transplanted myself to San Antonio, Texas and purchased a home with my then fiancee who is now my wife. Texas has been good to us! Anyway, for fun I will do just about anything. I love amusement parks and I am a HUGE movie geek and fanboy and i love good music. I am a Computer Tech School Graduate and I am currently an A+ Certified Computer Systems Technician, and work for the Geek Squad. I enjoy drinking beer, listening to extra loud music, collecting star wars memorabilia, watching movies, watching Baseball uhhh ... drinking more beer, and eating red meat, fried chicken, and oh hey could I get a B.L.T., and could you deep fry my bacon please? I like cheese too. So that's enough about me. Army Of Darkness is one of the best movies ever made alongside Return of the Jedi ofcourse! Also stupid people suck and most of this world is so closed minded on things that they need to all go live on some island away from me. Also more of this world needs to get a sense of humor. You only live once so live your life how you want too, NOT how someone else says you should. Feel free to mail me anytime, and i will be sure to write you back, word up!
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Chickenrace - Story of my life
ZEBRAHEAD - KARMA FLAVORED WHISKEY
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"I did Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. They made a cereal out of it, so once you've had a cereal, it doesn't get much more surreal than that. Surreal Cereal."
Keanu Reeves, on having his famous image used in odd ways.
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"Listen up. This is my BOOMSTICK!!!!!"
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IF YOU WERE BORN IN SEPTEMBER,
THEN YOU ARE:
Suave and compromising. Careful, cautious and organized. Likes to point out people's mistakes. Likes to criticize. Stubborn. Quiet but able to talk well. Calm and cool. Kind and sympathetic. Concerned and detailed. Loyal but not always honest. Does work well. Very confident. Sensitive. Thinking generous. Good memory. Clever and knowledgeable. Loves to look for information. Must control oneself when criticizing. Able to motivate oneself. Understanding. Fun to be around. Secretive. Loves sports, leisure and traveling. Hardly shows emotions. Tends to bottle up feelings. Very choosy, especially in relationships. Systematic.
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"Oh you're so cool Brewster!"
-Evil Ed (Fright Night)
Ali G is the only interviewer prepared to ask the really difficult questions like "what was it like to walk on the sun?" to Buzz Aldrin or asking the ex head of the FBI to cast his mind back to the grassy knoll and ask "who really shot JR?"
"Dad, your sons turning into an alcoholic" ... "well at least he's doing something."