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About Me

...I fell out of the car while my mom was driving when I was 2. My brother jumped out after me. He was always trying to be the center of attention. When I was 3,I lost my mittens in the snow & my hands became frostbitten. My mom made my dog sit on my hands until I could bend my fingers again.Now I wear fingerless gloves. I burned my back against my dad's Weber grill while wearing a bathing suit when I was 4. To this day my father will not let me grill unattended. I saw a tornado fly past my window once & I got in trouble for standing on a chair trying to watch it go by when I was 5. I thought it might pick up my swingset. My mom rushed us into the cellar where my dad kept all of his bowling trophies. My dad was cool. He had bowling trophies. I used to enjoy pretending to be a ghost with a Twister mat turned upside down over my head until the day I fell down a flight of stairs & bled on my parents avocado green shag carpeting. Seems like just yesterday. Wait...that was just yesterday. I used to eat crayons before they were non-toxic. I believe it's important to have color in your diet...

My Interests

color. foreign films. laughter. creative people. digital cameras. robots. miyazaki. WWII. dali. japanese candy. gum. travel. imported beer. bollywood. writers. passport stamps. train stations. airports. chocolate. thinkers. tattoos. black licorice. elvis. japan. holocaust survivors. ireland. sangria. museums. architecture. doers. music. tower of london. fondue. road trips. coffee. passion. fabric. photo booths. speeding. fresh cut grass. wet pavement. love in the air. firm hand shakes. naps. pubs. amber. spending. memories.

I'd like to meet:

...the paranormal...I already have enough abnormal in my life... The frog prince.

Music:

Movies:

Angela's Ashes. Life is Beautiful. Schindler's List. Grave of the Fireflies. Cinema Paradiso. Amelie. Spirited Away. A Very Long Engagement.Shaun of the Dead. Borat. You've Got Mail. Dear Frankie. Millions.

Television:

Ghost Hunters...Ninja Warrior...Sundance Channel...History Channel...mmmm yeah...that's it.

Books:

angela's ashes. tis. concise biography of adolf hitler. all things irish. a day in the life. celestine prophecy.

Heroes:

bobby sands. frank mccourt. dad. a.j. chester felix sebastian andruskiewicz. kimi masculine-olsen. raymond michael hebel II.

My Blog

Someone pretty fantastic sent this to me...

An interesting and very true message that I received in e-mail today: When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and th...
Posted by kimBer on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 05:40:00 PST

7 bars in one SLO night...

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Posted by kimBer on Mon, 10 Jul 2006 06:37:00 PST

Can't we have 4 day weekends every weekend????

I must say that I've met & hung out with some rather amazing people within the last few days... It is so nice to break out of my circle & meet new people who happen to be as crazy as myse...
Posted by kimBer on Wed, 05 Jul 2006 09:32:00 PST

...Zebrahead brings people together...

1. A 4 hour drive to Anaheim that should of taken about 50 minutes with Kimi talking isn't so bad??? 2. The Naples bartenders are almost as amusing as a 4 hour car ride to Anaheim with Kimi ...
Posted by kimBer on Sun, 02 Jul 2006 10:36:00 PST

I don't think they'll be giving me any medical marijuana...

...So...the docs got back to me & I am not losing my arms, limbs, or head quite yet... My bad cholesterol is good. My good cholesterol is good. This is pretty amazing seeing I live on a diet of ch...
Posted by kimBer on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 12:40:00 PST

El Doctoro de Medicina

yesterday I went...I hate going...they always tell me how Im broken & my arms & legs & head are falling off...my Dr asked me if Ive had a brain scan recently...umm hello?...then he tried t...
Posted by kimBer on Thu, 08 Jun 2006 08:36:00 PST

Ode to Ruben

I normally do not believe in plagarising... However I found this to be quite impressive & I had to post this in admiration of a good friend I am highly concerned about... This one's for you kid......
Posted by kimBer on Fri, 12 May 2006 08:27:00 PST

My own personal Jesus...

Yes... I would convert my beliefs if Dave Gahan would be my Own Personal Jesus... Last night's show was indescribable! Depeche Mode sounding better than ever... Dave Gahan reeking of sex & sin......
Posted by kimBer on Wed, 23 Nov 2005 10:27:00 PST

FAMILY PLOTS...

Seriously the best show on TV right now... I don't know how I missed the first season, but these people are complete whack jobs... The father who goes to pick up the bodies could be my next hero. Half...
Posted by kimBer on Thu, 17 Nov 2005 11:10:00 PST

My hero Frankie...

I am going to meet the most amazing man ever next month. My hero.... Frank McCourt. He will be at the Westwood Barnes & Noble. I hope I don't die before then. You people really don't realize how e...
Posted by kimBer on Sun, 30 Oct 2005 09:22:00 PST