Mr. Dragon Goes to Washington |
"I manage. I never voted to subsidize the growing of tobacco, while turning my back on food programs for starving kids. I've never vetoed a gun control bill; all MY guns are fake, Senator! I've never ...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jan 2009 15:30:00 GMT |
Bored |
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television. Choose washing machines, cars, compact-disc players, and electrical tin openers.Choose good health, low ch...
Posted by on Sun, 14 Dec 2008 01:50:00 GMT |
A-Z |
Randoms A-Z " A-Available/Single? Single
" B-Best Friend? Sharyn
" C-Cake or Pie? Cake!!!" D-Drink Of Choice? Vodka with anything" E-Essential Item You Use Everyday? Toilet Paper" F-Favorite Colo...
Posted by on Fri, 16 Nov 2007 23:05:00 GMT |
Truffle Shuffle |
In third grade, I cheated on my history exam. In fourth grade, I stole my uncle Max's toupee and I glued it on my face when I was Moses in my Hebrew School play. In fifth grade, I knocked my...
Posted by on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 15:42:00 GMT |
I Carry Your Heart |
i carry your heart with me (i carry it inmy heart) i am never without it (anywherei go you go, my dear; and whatever is doneby only me is your doing, my darling)
i fear
no fate (for you ar...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 00:36:00 GMT |
Kudos |
Gimme some Kudos bitch!
Posted by on Thu, 20 Oct 2005 12:22:00 GMT |
WTF |
Is a Blog?
Posted by on Mon, 26 Apr 2004 23:30:00 GMT |
