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~Elektra~

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About Me


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My name is Elektra, and no I was not named after the movie, they actually named the character after me because I am such a bad ass kitty. I was born in a crackhouse in Anaheim, and was taken away from there a long with one of my brothers ( thank god!!).I now live in an apartment on the other side of anaheim, with my three slaves, a women they call Jessica, a man they called Hugo and a little miniature one they call Anthony.I have a few brothers and sisters ( I am not sure how many ), and i don't really talk to my mom, I am sure she is out with one of her many boyfriends. I love to play fetch with my slaves, but I have learned not to try and play with the short midget like one, because he tends to pull my beautiful fur out. I love my women slave, I like to follow her everywhere she goes, and sleep on top of her whenever possible. I am a little high maintance and I refuse to drink out of a normal bowl, I must drink my water straight from the fauset or from a cup if its bottled water. I love to scratch on the sofas but for some reason it makes the slaves crazy and they try to hit me ( but I always get away ). I dont like to eat anything fishy, only the higheset quality beef gravy foods. I know I am startring to sound picky, Its not that, I am just a women who knows what she wants!!!!!!

My Interests

I like to eat, sleep, stink up the whole house when I go to the bathroom. I really enjoy playing fetch games, and sometimes running in circles all over the house jumping from couch to counter to slave and whatever else I land on.

I'd like to meet:

Felix the cat, its so sexy how he always gets himself out of all those terrible situations. Sox, president clinton's old cat, becuase I would love to know how wonderful it is to own the white house and a president. Tom (from tom and Jerry) so that he can teach me how to catch those annoying mice.

Music:

I love the soundtrack from the Aristocats! Oh and of course the soundtrack to Lion King ::ROAR::

Movies:

I dont really like movies, they are too long and I cant seem to sit still long enough to watch them.

Television:

I love Garfield, Tom and Jerry, and the meow mix commercial (YUMMY!!)

Books:

I love to rip them to shreds.

Heroes:

Hmm my hero would have to be, well ME!!

My Blog

Tag your it!

Someone tagged me If you don't already know how this works then here we go. Someone tagged me so now i have to write a blog featuring 6 weird or random facts about myself, then I go tag another 6 pe...
Posted by ~Elektra~ on Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:24:00 PST

A cats guide to human beings

EXCERPTS FROM A CAT'S GUIDE  TO HUMAN BEINGS 1. Introduction: Why Do We Need Humans? So you've decided to get yourself a human being. In doing so, you've joined the millions of other cats who ha...
Posted by ~Elektra~ on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 09:03:00 PST

Cat Diary

Cat Diary DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going...
Posted by ~Elektra~ on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 10:47:00 PST

Basic rules for a cat that has a house to run!

BASIC RULES FOR CATS WHO HAVE A HOUSE TO RUN DOORS:  Do not allow closed doors in any room.  To get a door opened, stand on your hind legs and hammer with your forepaws. Once a door is...
Posted by ~Elektra~ on Mon, 13 Mar 2006 11:40:00 PST