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Adrienne

About Me

I edited my profile with Thomas' Myspace Editor V4.4Fiction writer, Scifi and humor. Expect my latest book, GYPSIES STOLE MY TEQUILA, to be released this December from Bedlam Press. This is a fantasy/humor crossover and one of the oddest things I've written. My novel THE HOAX is also available from Mundania Press. And you should get it. It will make you feel all funny. Without the need for drugs. Click the pretty pink banner for my author site. Aside from world domination, my aspirations are pretty down to earth.

My Blog

Golden showers

This is a Cotton Top Tamarin monkey, and it almost peed on my head today. It was one of those enclosed rain forest type things at the zoo, and for some reason, these weird little guys were free to run...
Posted by Adrienne on Sun, 30 Sep 2007 04:12:00 PST

Toys

GLOW IN THE DARK FLESH EATING ZOMBIES PLAY SETThis might have to be a book release promo prize. It's just too cute.
Posted by Adrienne on Thu, 27 Sep 2007 05:05:00 PST

Weird book of the week

A fluffy cloud gets a job (with the help of his friend the police helicopter) as a police officer. But no matter how hard the cloud tries, the qualities that make him a cloud seem to get in the way of...
Posted by Adrienne on Mon, 17 Sep 2007 03:51:00 PST

Weird book of the week

You can get this gem on Amazon for a penny.
Posted by Adrienne on Wed, 12 Sep 2007 06:05:00 PST

More advanced nuggets

My first 'musician' blurb for Gypsies Stole my Tequila. I like this one, cracks me up. ************"Adrienne Jones captures the magic of the up & coming, along with the down & out to beautifu...
Posted by Adrienne on Tue, 11 Sep 2007 02:51:00 PST

Blurbicus Maximus

"Adrienne Jones is as pointed as the devil's pitchfork, and  'Gypsies Stole My Tequila' proves that the heart of rock and roll is still bleeding. One of the funniest writers alive." Scott Nichol...
Posted by Adrienne on Mon, 10 Sep 2007 04:55:00 PST

I fell into myself

Phil Laduke asked me to be a guest ranter on his site, so if you want to read one of my essays where I go blah blah blah Satan, click here.http://homepage.mac.com/philladuke/Personal28.htmlIn other ne...
Posted by Adrienne on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 03:51:00 PST

Weird book of the week

Look at his gun hand. They've got his pinkie up.
Posted by Adrienne on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 05:47:00 PST

I got bit

I was kayaking on the lake yesterday feeling one with nature and happy as happy can be, when this.....MUTANT of a fly BIT my inner thigh. The thing bit me so hard I actually screamed. And it immediate...
Posted by Adrienne on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 09:01:00 PST

Weird book of the week

I think I speak for everyone here when I say....eeeyyyuuuu.
Posted by Adrienne on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 04:32:00 PST