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Chris

The Way of the Ninja Pencil

About Me

Writist, Tooner, Antagonist, Vandal, Sweetheart and Mega-Spaz. Currently seeking fame and fortune.I write black comedy in good bad taste. A novel I wish I'd written is Harold and Maude 2, in which Harold goes on a rampage after Maude's death, slaying zombies, until she reappears half rotten, and his heart is tested and fails. So together they travel the world in Harold's hearse listening to Ministry (fuck Cat Stevens) and decide the dead aren't ultimately worth it, so they become high profile jewel thieves, on a quest to pull off the world's biggest heist and go down fighting the cops in a rain of gunfire and napalm.

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My Interests

Reading, writing, art, Flash, mountin-biking, blowing shit up, hiking, films, guitar-playing, having head fights with big stupid dogs.

I'd like to meet:

Danny Boyle, BB King, Satchmo, Vivien Leigh, Larry David, Tommy Cooper, Ellen Degeneris, Bill Gates, Aurelio, Chuck Palahniuk, Robert Crumb, Ella Fitzgerald, Billie Holiday, Sinatra, Francis Ford Coppola, Thomas Edison, Richard Branson, David Fincher, Marlon Brando, Tarantino.

Music:

Jazz, Classical, Folk, Industrial, Drum n Bass, Hefty metal...

Movies:

Shallow Grave, Reservoir Dogs, Gone with the wind, Fight Club, Apocalypse Now, Boondock Saints, Frailty, Spider-Man, Hulk, Blade, Bananas, Requiem for a dream, American Psycho, Romeo and Juliet, It's a Wonderful Life, Army of Darkness, Prince of Darkness, Evil Dead 2, Trainspotting, The Talented Mr. Ripley, Moonstruck, Vampire's Kiss, The Fisher King, King Kong, True Romance, Harold and Maude, The Omen trilogy, The Wall

Television:

Family Guy, Curb your enthusiasm, Seinfeld, Friends, Buffy, The Simpsons.

Books:

The Wasp Factory, Choke, The Hoax, Eve, The Comedy Writer, The Shining, Steppenwolf, The Vampire Chronicles, Who Censored Roger Rabbit, Drawing Blood, The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Night Time, Porno, Survivor, Fight Club,

Heroes:

Bill Gates, Branson, Trump, Coppola, Steve Jobs, Spidey, Larry David.

My Blog

Sudokuuuuuuuu

It caught up with me.  I'm addicted to Sudoku.  My eyes are hanging out, but I bought a book of the puzzles this morning, and haven't put it down since then.  12 hours straight.  U...
Posted by Chris on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 06:54:00 PST