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MySpace Generators Click Here for Free MySpace LayoutsThe details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.White and Nerdy

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Add to My Profile | More Videos.....................................My lovely Katherine and my three feline boys, they are the world to me. Painting. Illustration. Comics. Motivating myself to do one of those three things instead of languishing in a creative void where time accelerates proportionately to how much I am wasting it. I blame my job, it's easier than realizing I'm an unmotivated, self-doubting perfectionist. Computer games(playing Battlefield 2142 a lot right now, as well as Neverwinter Nights 2, and Warhammer40k:Dark Crusade). I'm one of those kids that skipped the bullshit pep assembly indoctrinations in high school and sat in the library reading, drawing, or playing Dungeons & Dragons. Recently started playing D&D again and have been having a blast, until my fuckwit job rearranged my schedule so I can't meet with my group anymore. Bastards. Comedy and its comedians. I write comedy bits, usually jotting them down for future reference. For a few months I was doing stand-up at an open-mic downtown and seemed to do okay. It's incredibly gratifying to be able to make an entire room laugh with you. I love my three cats/children, two of which are morbidly obese, and one of those two is clinically retarded because a former roommate accidently dropped a VHS copy of Saving Private Ryan on his head when he was a kitten. Cycling and not getting killed for it. Interesting nouns. I pathetically maintain a website that displays some of my art, visit me there so I can die peacefully and content when my visitor counter exceeds 500... www.serratedsoul.com

I'd like to meet:

holy cats!

Add to My Profile | More VideosNo one, really. I can't fucking stand people. I only know the people that I do because they weaseled their way into my life with promises of money, power, Vintage Star Wars action figures, club-footed hookers, free Windows technical support, and candy.If time and death were no obstacle to me, I'd like to meet Bill Hicks, Hunter S. Thompson, Doug Stanhope, Mitch Hedberg, Henry Rollins, Edvin Bieukovic, Mike Mignola, Jon Stewart, Noam Chomsky, George W. Bush because he is the epitome of courage, human decency, and intelligence...Pffffffff!!! Bwahahaahahah...ahahehehh...Hhehehh.Heeee. Heh. Ohhhh. I'm sorry if you are reading this and are a supporter of Bush. Not sorry that I offended you, just sorry that you rally behind that detestable cunt. Seriously, how stupid can you be? Wait, don't answer that question... I've... I've got a headache...I'd like to keep on meeting the people I've already met, anything more would be just flat-out greedy and ungrateful.

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Music:

The first artist I ever really listened to was Weird Al, and I think it explains an incredible amount of my behavior. WEEN, PJ Harvey, TOOL, A Perfect Circle, Danzig, Radiohead, Morphine, Johnny Cash, Nirvana, Nick Cave, Melvins, Primus, Flaming Lips, Jeff Buckley, Godspeed You Black Emperor!, Explosions in the Sky, A Silver Mt. Zion, Down, Pixies, David Bowie, Alice in Chains, Soundgarden, Tom Waits, Cat Power, Rage Against the Machine, Madgesdiq, Poe, Pink Martini, Massive Attack,White Stripes, various Jazz artists: Coltrane, Eddie Harris and Les McCann, Ella Fitzgerald, Miles Davis, Nina Simone, Thelonius Monk,. Comedy albums galore. Took Katherine to Sigur Ros for her birthday, very dreamy and visually stunning. I don't really go to shows often, unless it's a comedian I really want to see. I'll see Lewis Black or Doug Stanhope any time they are in town. Music-wise, I feel really out of touch with anything coming out now. Not that it's bad, though I'm sure plenty of it is, I just get overwhelmed with how much is out there, as I feel that I am still enjoying and absorbing what I have and like.

Movies:

Too many. I once spent 12 hours watching the entire Lord of the Rings Extended Edition trilogy... Not for the faint of heart. I think I may have pulled something. I just like GOOD movies. It doesn't matter if it's a mainstream, twenty-skajillion dollar box-office behemoth or an overlooked, low-budget gem, it just has to be good and/or different and/or interesting and/or cater to my mood that day.

Television:

Blah blah blah, I don't own a television, blargitty blarg. Don't you hate it when self-important swine remind you every second that they abhor TV and would rather read Moby Dick for the twenty skajillionth time?ME-"Hey, did you ever see that one Family Guy where Peter finds out he's legally retarded?"HIM-" ...I don't own a television"ME-"Hey. Ass. I didn't ask if you own a television. I asked if you've seen the show. Just because something comes on a DVD and not a 2000 page weatherbeaten manuscript doesn't mean it's not pure fucking comedy gold. Enjoy your tweed jacket and latte. Ass."......... Stare at a book for two hours, or stare at a monitor for two hours, as long as you are receiving input that you enjoy. There is crappy TV and there are also crappy books.I watch DVDs on my one, my only, my precious computer. Family Guy, Invader Zim, Arrested Development, Aqua Teen, a sweet British series called Spaced. Recently rented the American Dad series, not as cool as Family Guy but definitely still a great cartoon, full of "weird stuff... BUTT stuff.". ..
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Books:

I know how to read, and have done it many, many times in my life. My favorite is Watership Down. Read "The Areas of My Expertise" by John Hodgman. An almanac of useless information completely fabricated by the author, totally hilarious. I enjoy The Onion often and endlessly.I love reading books, but also comics/graphic novels: Hellboy, B.P.R.D., 100 Bullets, Preacher, Transmetropolitan, The GOON... I don't have the time, space, or money to buy comics anymore, so if I find or hear about a series I really like, I'll pick up the trade paperback.

Heroes:

Bill Hicks and Henry Rollins changed me at an early age. Almost like a sex change, but with philosophy instead of painful surgery and extensive hormone treatments. I wish I could have met Hunter S. Thompson before he cashed in his chips, now I just channel him when I am drunk. All the ones that nobody remembers and aren't on the cover of fucking Newsweek. People that adopt unwanted pets instead of buying a designer one. People that adopt unwanted people before making new ones... Seriously, it's gotten out of hand. See "People I would Like to Meet". Bill Hicks, Hunter S. Thompson, Doug Stanhope, Patton Oswalt, Mitch Hedberg, Henry Rollins, Edvin Bieukovic, Mike Mignola, Jon Stewart, Noam Chomsky, BROM. Katherine, because she's not just a hero, but a SUPERhero... Meaning that she is like a hero, except SUPER. She's taught me more about myself in one year than I could figure out in 30. Oh, and Stephen Colbert for standing 10 feet away from our douchelord president and bestowing upon him one of the most eloquent, razor-edged, and thought provoking ass-rapings I have ever seen or heard. Well played, sir.

My Blog

Some humans just need to be drug into the street and beaten with gardening tools.

http://www.koin.com/Global/story.asp?S=6686452 ... I think Lt. Ellen Ripley said it best: "You know Burke, I don't know which species is worse. You don't see them fucking each other over for a goddamn...
Posted by Stuffedskullcat on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:38:00 PST

JERRY FALWELL DEAD!!! DEAD!!! BOOWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Good riddance, you fat, fucking mean-spirited cunt of a bible-addict. That's all I have to say right now, the joy is too great for any articulate thought or reasoning.
Posted by Stuffedskullcat on Wed, 16 May 2007 04:00:00 PST

Poison Pet Food

"A massive pet food recall continues across the country, involving 51 brands of dog food and 40 brands of cat food. Menu Foods conducted tests after complaints poured in about their products causing k...
Posted by Stuffedskullcat on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 09:48:00 PST

Pat Robertson is a mouth-breathing waterhead, and other indisputable facts.

"Pat Robertson Predicts 'Mass Killing'"* "In Annual Predictions, Pat Robertson Says God Told Him About Terrorist Attack on U.S. in 2007" With any luck, it will be his mass... No wait, that's terrible,...
Posted by Stuffedskullcat on Wed, 03 Jan 2007 04:31:00 PST

The entropy of my tissues, organs, and precious brainmeats.

For thirty ages of man I have tread the grey plain of this world. I have battled demons, I have slain kings and drank thoughtfully from their skulls. I have witnessed the decadance of nations, up to t...
Posted by Stuffedskullcat on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 07:22:00 PST

Fight Diaries: Volume 1

Laying on an emergency room gurney right now, waiting to have a shank of re-bar extracted from my right lung, more on that later. The unconscious monkey-attack victim in the adjacent room was kindly e...
Posted by Stuffedskullcat on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:59:00 PST

Fear will keep the local systems in line...

...Fear of this battle station! How to choke someone without them knowing it: Gently place hands on their shoulders, smile and say how greatly they are appreciated and how needed they are. Over severa...
Posted by Stuffedskullcat on Sun, 13 Aug 2006 06:39:00 PST

I am not a German Shepherd.

Attention all retail customers: I am not a German Shepherd. I do not respond to one-word authoritative commands. If you want to know where the rice is, say,"Excuse me, but could you tell me where the ...
Posted by Stuffedskullcat on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:16:00 PST

Lance Bass gay!

My newspaper headline, had I a newspaper: LANCE BASS GAY! "We had no idea," says baffled scientific community. Nationwide, 16 year-old girls join the Nunnery amidst rivers of tears and oceans of confu...
Posted by Stuffedskullcat on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 06:01:00 PST

Cow-tipping and the incredible fury of 98 pound weaklings

To the COWS who verbally assaulted my lovely at the floral counter as she was politely trying to help you: May the only good fortune in your miserable, sardine-in-the-sun stenched life be the mere cha...
Posted by Stuffedskullcat on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 05:49:00 PST