Hillary Hill Billy and the West Virginia Primary |
I love that Hillary supporters are bragging about a possible (and most likely) West Virginia primary win. I also love that Hillary is comparing her victory there to John F. Kennedy's victory there (ye...
Posted by Dave Hanson on Tue, 13 May 2008 03:26:00 PST |
Why I hate Ohio (and other election thoughts) |
Why I hate Ohio and how Hillary Clinton is a mistake
I hate you Ohio. How many mistakes are you going to make before we decide as a nation to just give you away to Canada? In 2004 you gave Bush the ...
Posted by Dave Hanson on Thu, 06 Mar 2008 02:19:00 PST |
The Seattle Seahawks (end of season)! |
The Seahawks officially announce that they are the "Make A Wish Foundation" for any shitty team playing their last few games.
"Are you shitty NFL team with no hopes of seeing the playoffs in the next...
Posted by Dave Hanson on Sun, 30 Dec 2007 02:20:00 PST |
Ellen and her little dog too! |
I think a fundamental problem in the US is that people actually care about Ellen and her sad dog story. That crazy lady actually went on her nationally televised show and had an emotional br...
Posted by Dave Hanson on Thu, 18 Oct 2007 01:10:00 PST |
I heard Pat Benatar say... |
I was at Ralph's this evening buying myself a quick last minute dinner. Yeah, that's what I do on a friday night...buy dinner at Ralph's...for myself. I am the envy of so many. So there I was buying s...
Posted by Dave Hanson on Sat, 30 Jun 2007 12:41:00 PST |
My New Job |
So for the last four weeks I have been working a new job. Four weeks and I am just now finding time to write about it. I am a staff writer/ writer's assistant on the new show Chelsea Lately on the&nbs...
Posted by Dave Hanson on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 07:05:00 PST |
Dance Fighting! |
The other night I was at a swanky hollywood club because my agent threw a party for all the clients. Half the agency is for models and the other half is goofy commercial actors like myself. So it was ...
Posted by Dave Hanson on Sun, 13 May 2007 07:57:00 PST |
Why We Celebrate Saint Patrick's Day |
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Aside from yet another holiday to get drunk, wear green and sleep with people we'd never picture naked (am I right Easter Peeps), there are reasons for celebrating the man who we know as Sai...
Posted by Dave Hanson on Sat, 17 Mar 2007 09:51:00 PST |
I wont marry a retard |
This story is completely from my perspective. So the actual truth may be something totally different. But this is how I saw it.
This party was in the Hollywood Hills and was themed as a pa...
Posted by Dave Hanson on Mon, 19 Feb 2007 02:17:00 PST |
Cock Blocking on new years eve |
So I was at a thing with my buddy for new years eve and he was with this chick that he was trying to nail. I was with no chick and thought there is no way he is bringing in the new year with a chick w...
Posted by Dave Hanson on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 01:56:00 PST |
