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I like to think I'm a pretty cool dude. Other people like to think so, too. At least I think they do. There's a lot of thinking going on. Think about it...

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Why he has my vote...What a message of hope...I want this man to lead my country so badly that I almost cry when I think about it.I dare you not to shoot whatever you are drinking out of your nose.Two of my heroes. .. ..Also two of my heroes... .. ..Again. Heroes. .. .. ....
You Know You're From Portland, OR When...
Two-thirds of the people you know are from California, yet there is no sun.You can list five reasons why Starbucks is evil.You blame everything that's not right on ex-Californians.You remember the date, severity, time of day, where you were, and how long you were out of power for every winter weather event for the last five years.You know what and when the Columbus Day storm was. Bonus for having been there.You go to a coffee bar and see two guys get into a fight over who makes the best India Pale Ale.You own more than 10 articles of clothing that have microbreweries/brewpubs printed on them. Bonus for embroidered stuff.You can go a whole week without seeing the sun or a person of color..You have a bookstore, coffee bar, and brewpub all within walking distance of your house.You think downtown is scary 'cause you were panhandled there ... once.When you drive out of town, every other guy in a pickup looks like the governor.When you drive out of town, even the Hondas have gun racks.When the weather gets above 50 degrees you put on your shorts, but you still wear hiking boots and your parka.When the weather gets above 60 you replace your hiking boots with sandals.You think people who use umbrellas are wimps.You can recount more than five anecdotes about why the East Side is a crime-infested jungle ... OR ... You can list more than five reasons why the West Side is a boring, snobby, white-bread suburb.You know what it is in between the East Side and the West Side, and how to pronounce it.You are sitting at a red light surrounded by Subaru Legacy Outbacks.A tree or mudslide has ever damaged your house or car.You live equidistant to a symphony hall, a winery, and a volcano.You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Portland, OR.

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FINALLY...SOMEONE EXPLAINS IT...MORE ABOUT PROVING THE PUDDING...

This marks my fourth blog on Myspace, and my third blog having to do with Kirsten Dunst...I promise I'm not creepy.Over the years I've taken a lot of heat from (mostly) women who find it baffling that...
Posted by on Thu, 29 May 2008 01:29:00 GMT

Kirsten: The Proof is in the Pudding (or) Why You Can All Still Bite Me

Here is the pudding... Would you sleep with this woman? http://i123.photobucket.com/albums/o289/isaaclamb/p.jpg Yeah.  Me too.
Posted by on Thu, 23 Nov 2006 23:43:00 GMT

Richard Pryor 1940-2005

This guy was a groundbreaking, pioneering, comedic genius. And I know that language gets overused...but this guy was truly a maveric. He paved the way for many comedians to come after him. And he w...
Posted by on Sun, 11 Dec 2005 04:43:00 GMT