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Gareth

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I'd like to meet:

Bob Dylan, Bono, Damon Albarn, Jarvis Cocker, Paul Merton, Billy Connolly, Johnty from Cash in the Attic, Jack Bauer (but be on his side), Johnny Cash, the Arctic Monkeys (I'm good with young people), The Dragons from the Dragon's Den... Except I'd blatantly have nothing to say to any of these people. There would be awkward silence until I blurt out, "You're brilliant, I love you." Which would be the cue for their security people to move in. I had a dream that Jack Bauer/Kieffer Sutherland was trying to pursuade me to do something. I was just very excited to be in the presence of Jack Bauer and wanted to force some situation where he would have to torture me, just so I could say I had been tortured by Jack Bauer. So really the people who I would like to meet are people I already know, who I like and am able to talk to without awkwardness. Ok a little bit of awkwardness. You know who you are.

Music:

I like the songs which I have written in the Styles of Bob Dylan, Johnny Cash, Damon from Blur and Jarvis Cocker. I really think I'm a musical genius if only I had had the opportunities early in life to be forced to get really good at an instrument. Or if I was able to sing well. I play the omnichord.