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Joe

Oi Over Here

About Me

I'm a comedy writer and performer living in Camden. I've been doing stand up comedy for about 2 years and have written and act in comedy sketches. I am currently writing for TV. I studied film and animation in Bournemouth. And i work as a freelance storyboard artist and writer. I play 5-a-side football for 2 football teams and support Arsenal. I eat too much peanut butter.

My Interests

Comedy, Football, Film, Theatre.

I'd like to meet:

Angelina Jolie, Pele, Diego Maradona, anyone who likes to laugh and who doesn't like Kiera Knightley/Orlando Bloom.

Music:

Sigur Ros, Libertines, Backstreet Boys.

Movies:

Back 2 the Future, Collateral, Trainspotting, Secrets and Lies, Raging Bull, One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest, Eternal Sunshine of a Spotless Mind, Edward Scissorhands, Batman, Dumb and Dumber.

Television:

The Office, Alan Partridge, Blackadder, Seinfeld, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Brasseye.

Books:

Starter for Ten, The Understudy, 1986 Panini Soccer album.

Heroes:

Ricky Gervais, Pele, Steve Coogan, Michel Gondry.

My Blog

The Dog That Had a Big Tongue Poem

THE DOG THAT HAD A BIG TONGUEDavid the dog had a big tongue that would drag on the ground,All the bitches thought David was the best dog around,They thought David was cool and the tongue would be fun,...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 01 Jan 2007 12:47:00 PST

The Octopus with one Tenticle Poem

The Octopus with 1 TenticleDave the Octopus was different from them all,While they all had 8, he had 1 tenticle.He was just as fast as his Octopus friendsand he followed all the Octopus trends.But Dav...
Posted by Joe on Tue, 28 Nov 2006 02:58:00 PST

The Tortoise with the massive shell poem

The Tortoise with the massive shell..Look at my house.., bragged the tortoise to his tortoise mate,..Isn..t it massive, isn..t it great....You..ve got a big house.., his mate said, ..you can certainly...
Posted by Joe on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 08:08:00 PST

The Fish With Two Feet Poem

My latest poem-The Fish with 2 FeetHe lived near the bottom of the sea bed,And was extremely worried about his street cred,He hid under the rocks and inside the cave,As he was worried how the other fi...
Posted by Joe on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 05:06:00 PST

My first blog

This is the first of the Joe Blogs- not sure how it works, i've seen others and they seem to just talk about their life- so that's exactly what i'm gonna do. I'm doing more stand up at the moment- it'...
Posted by Joe on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 10:33:00 PST