Beautiful Burlesque Babes and Boys, cripples and others who are not as we are, music that is the creme de la creme of its genre, chicks with dicks, honesty, objectivity, people with an understanding of the realities of their own lives, travelling the world to find out how fucking similiar we all really really are.., never forgiving but trying to forget, whatever people mean when they say "at least it was experience darling", books about people who don't realise they're as fucked up as they really are, psychology, sociology, cultural insignificances, the shittest movies I can find, japanese horror movies and taiwanese midget private eye movies, canabalistic tendencies, photography (since they don't have a section on that - Diane Arbus, Weegy and Walker Evans - personal favourites), art (and seeing as theres no section for that - Ray Caesar, Joe Coleman, Mark Ryden, Lui Ye all fantastic), children who display a better understanding of the incidentals of humanity than their own parents, stumps, lost geniuses, military strategy and fuck ups of the 20th & 21st century, vietnam veterans still in vietnam who were never picked up by their own army, science that I can't believe, middle america.
I'm Bettie Page!
What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
Retards, blow-hards and all sorts of interlopers, thick boys, smart boys and all kinds of junkie-dopers, cocksuckers, asslickers and every type of bigger-hoper, whoever didn't make it past 16....
Martha Reeves & The Vandellas, Dragon Ash, Guitar Wolf, Calexico, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, The Fall, Man Or Astroman, Memphis Slim, Bessie Smith, Charles Mingus, Jazz Gillum, Ginny Arnell, Gene Vincent, Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels, Crew Cuts, Memphis Minnie, Freddie Cannon, the shadows, shangri las, tom waits, pavement, petty booka, 5678's, the needles, marylin monroe, wesley willis, BJ Snowden, Butthole Surfers, Black Flag, the pixies, the breeders, The mummies, Nekromantix, Lesley Gore, small faces, safaris, Hank & Lily, The Hormones, The Social, trashmen, the hives, Johnathon Richman and the Modern Lovers, damned, Wout Steenhuis Meets The Kontikis, david allen coe, django reinhart, the bird, pretty much anything on chess jazz records, bob crewe, the moldy peaches, my bloody valentine (who i met at their squat when i was 9), the ramones, modest mouse, the smiths, the undertones, the specials, sonic youth, violent femmes, dinosaur jnr, hank williams, skip james, papa m, royal trux, smog, kiki & herb, richard cheese, the clash, dead kennedys, Geoff Burner, suicidal tendencies, wire, alan lomax recordings, william shatner recordings, the standells, the sonics, link wray, the cramps, the lively ones, the ventures, dick dale, flipron, aquabats, PJ Harvey, Nick Cave, Sham 69, The Phantom, Friends Of Dean Martinez, David Dondero, Postal Service and many many others...
Mandingo, Goodbye Lenin, Lenny Bruce: Without Tears, Mondo Magic, Man With The Golden Arm, Shocking Asia, Santa Claus and the Martians, Big bad love, A Pyromaniacs Lovestory, bill & teds excellent adventure, any john hughes movies, city of lost children, god of gamblers (excellent chow yun fat flick), freaks, alfred packer: the musical, high society, Confessions of a Trick Baby, Suburbia (1984 - with flea from chilli peppers), Heathers, Baron Munchausen, Ghost Dog, Hairspray, THE GOONIES!!!, driller killer, the lost boys, troop beverley hills, Deathline, bad lueitenant, Dolemite, the army of darkness series, Happiness, tromaville, ring trilogy (japanese), battle royal, the excorcist, sunset boulevard, amelie, big fish, dolemite, Pootie Tang, repoman, superstar: the karen carpenter story, gummo, rock & roll high school, mystery science theatre (specially kitchen of the future), American Movie, Ichi The Killer, Wild Zero, Apocalypse Now (redux), Videodrome, Violent Cop, Boiling Point, Samehada otoko to momojiri onna (Sharkskin Man, Peachhip Girl), Ping Pong, The Waterboys, Kentucky Fried Movie, Spit On Your Grave, High Fedelity, Attack Of The 50ft Woman, Bucket of Blood, Full Metal Jacket, Bring It On, True Romance, Beach Blanket Bingo, Ghost in the Invisible Bikini, Girl On A Motorcycle, The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle, Koi no mon.... It continues....
GOKUSEN!!! Carnivale, kingdom hospital, marcus welby md, Mr Show (especially the movie Run, Ronnie, Run! The Ronnie Dobbs Story), Black Books, Spaced, buffy, american gothic, full metal alchemist, ranma 1/2, SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anything on cable if I'm depressed... otherwise I'm very discerning...(ha)
Happiness & Why I Hate Canadians by Will Ferguson, The Dice Man by Luke Rheinhart, anything by JD Salinger, Perfume by Patrick Suskind, Jim Thompson, Freaks: We Who Are Not As Others, chaos (anything by gleick), very special people, memoirs of a sword swallower, redneck manifesto (anything by jim goad), Human Freaks in American's Gilded Cage, Miss Lonely Hearts by Nathaniel west, the great gatsby, brave new world, The confederacy of dunces by John Kennedy Toole, the Metamophosis by kafka, how to lose friends and alienate people, Diary of a Mad Man, The Elephant Vanishes (alot of stuff by haruki murakami), Banana Yoshimoto, Them: adventures with extremists, comics, comics, comics (transmetropolitan, preacher, kabuki, Love & Rockets...etc) many more....
You should be your own hero, unfortunately, I'm not, so... Harold Von Braunhut
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Johnny!!!!