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The Average Achievement

Fervently ignoring the facts...

About Me

I used to be surrounded by the hoards of Babel, towering terrors in Pink Lipstick and Louis Vuitton, tottering torments in Double-D cups and 4 inch heels. Paparrazzi Dear Readers...
Oh, the humanity.
But now I live an existence of perpetual motion... Continously re-newing my vows of knowledge and creation!

And going to strip bars.

My mother is convinced I was an immaculate conception and I have extrapolated from that that I am the daughter of god and thus the second coming. Be it as it may that she has spent 2 turns in mental institutions for LSD abuse, who can say she's wrong? And if she's right.. don't you want me to like you?

I put on gigs and do some amature photography.You can check out some of my portfolio by clicking on the picture below... My website is: www.bigcityredneck.co.uk

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My Interests

Beautiful Burlesque Babes and Boys, cripples and others who are not as we are, music that is the creme de la creme of its genre, chicks with dicks, honesty, objectivity, people with an understanding of the realities of their own lives, travelling the world to find out how fucking similiar we all really really are.., never forgiving but trying to forget, whatever people mean when they say "at least it was experience darling", books about people who don't realise they're as fucked up as they really are, psychology, sociology, cultural insignificances, the shittest movies I can find, japanese horror movies and taiwanese midget private eye movies, canabalistic tendencies, photography (since they don't have a section on that - Diane Arbus, Weegy and Walker Evans - personal favourites), art (and seeing as theres no section for that - Ray Caesar, Joe Coleman, Mark Ryden, Lui Ye all fantastic), children who display a better understanding of the incidentals of humanity than their own parents, stumps, lost geniuses, military strategy and fuck ups of the 20th & 21st century, vietnam veterans still in vietnam who were never picked up by their own army, science that I can't believe, middle america.

I'm Bettie Page!

What Classic Pin-Up Are You?

I'd like to meet:

Retards, blow-hards and all sorts of interlopers, thick boys, smart boys and all kinds of junkie-dopers, cocksuckers, asslickers and every type of bigger-hoper, whoever didn't make it past 16....

Music:

Martha Reeves & The Vandellas, Dragon Ash, Guitar Wolf, Calexico, Cherry Poppin' Daddies, The Fall, Man Or Astroman, Memphis Slim, Bessie Smith, Charles Mingus, Jazz Gillum, Ginny Arnell, Gene Vincent, Mitch Ryder and the Detroit Wheels, Crew Cuts, Memphis Minnie, Freddie Cannon, the shadows, shangri las, tom waits, pavement, petty booka, 5678's, the needles, marylin monroe, wesley willis, BJ Snowden, Butthole Surfers, Black Flag, the pixies, the breeders, The mummies, Nekromantix, Lesley Gore, small faces, safaris, Hank & Lily, The Hormones, The Social, trashmen, the hives, Johnathon Richman and the Modern Lovers, damned, Wout Steenhuis Meets The Kontikis, david allen coe, django reinhart, the bird, pretty much anything on chess jazz records, bob crewe, the moldy peaches, my bloody valentine (who i met at their squat when i was 9), the ramones, modest mouse, the smiths, the undertones, the specials, sonic youth, violent femmes, dinosaur jnr, hank williams, skip james, papa m, royal trux, smog, kiki & herb, richard cheese, the clash, dead kennedys, Geoff Burner, suicidal tendencies, wire, alan lomax recordings, william shatner recordings, the standells, the sonics, link wray, the cramps, the lively ones, the ventures, dick dale, flipron, aquabats, PJ Harvey, Nick Cave, Sham 69, The Phantom, Friends Of Dean Martinez, David Dondero, Postal Service and many many others...

Movies:

Mandingo, Goodbye Lenin, Lenny Bruce: Without Tears, Mondo Magic, Man With The Golden Arm, Shocking Asia, Santa Claus and the Martians, Big bad love, A Pyromaniacs Lovestory, bill & teds excellent adventure, any john hughes movies, city of lost children, god of gamblers (excellent chow yun fat flick), freaks, alfred packer: the musical, high society, Confessions of a Trick Baby, Suburbia (1984 - with flea from chilli peppers), Heathers, Baron Munchausen, Ghost Dog, Hairspray, THE GOONIES!!!, driller killer, the lost boys, troop beverley hills, Deathline, bad lueitenant, Dolemite, the army of darkness series, Happiness, tromaville, ring trilogy (japanese), battle royal, the excorcist, sunset boulevard, amelie, big fish, dolemite, Pootie Tang, repoman, superstar: the karen carpenter story, gummo, rock & roll high school, mystery science theatre (specially kitchen of the future), American Movie, Ichi The Killer, Wild Zero, Apocalypse Now (redux), Videodrome, Violent Cop, Boiling Point, Samehada otoko to momojiri onna (Sharkskin Man, Peachhip Girl), Ping Pong, The Waterboys, Kentucky Fried Movie, Spit On Your Grave, High Fedelity, Attack Of The 50ft Woman, Bucket of Blood, Full Metal Jacket, Bring It On, True Romance, Beach Blanket Bingo, Ghost in the Invisible Bikini, Girl On A Motorcycle, The Great Rock 'n' Roll Swindle, Koi no mon.... It continues....

Television:

GOKUSEN!!! Carnivale, kingdom hospital, marcus welby md, Mr Show (especially the movie Run, Ronnie, Run! The Ronnie Dobbs Story), Black Books, Spaced, buffy, american gothic, full metal alchemist, ranma 1/2, SLEDGEHAMMER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! anything on cable if I'm depressed... otherwise I'm very discerning...(ha)

Books:

Happiness & Why I Hate Canadians by Will Ferguson, The Dice Man by Luke Rheinhart, anything by JD Salinger, Perfume by Patrick Suskind, Jim Thompson, Freaks: We Who Are Not As Others, chaos (anything by gleick), very special people, memoirs of a sword swallower, redneck manifesto (anything by jim goad), Human Freaks in American's Gilded Cage, Miss Lonely Hearts by Nathaniel west, the great gatsby, brave new world, The confederacy of dunces by John Kennedy Toole, the Metamophosis by kafka, how to lose friends and alienate people, Diary of a Mad Man, The Elephant Vanishes (alot of stuff by haruki murakami), Banana Yoshimoto, Them: adventures with extremists, comics, comics, comics (transmetropolitan, preacher, kabuki, Love & Rockets...etc) many more....

Heroes:

You should be your own hero, unfortunately, I'm not, so... Harold Von Braunhut
&
Johnny!!!!

My Blog

THE BEASTIES

Soooooooo, back from the land of Casablanca, (the) Fez and rentboys, back from the land of Guadi and the Gothics, back from the world of the mighty many legged beastie and back to bonny Blighty. Twas ...
Posted by The Average Achievement on Fri, 06 Jun 2008 09:42:00 PST

Charlie Brooker, once again, can see INTO MY MIND

Sometimes Charlie Brooker has an uncanny way of expressing what's INSIDE MY MIND. It makes me think that it's a general maliase that effects loads of people at the same time and that w...
Posted by The Average Achievement on Mon, 05 May 2008 12:50:00 PST

Why?

Why did I watch all those "Embarrassing Illnesses" episodes? All it does it make you think you've got bowel cancer or are at risk of tubular sclerosis?They ask you things like "do you often feel tired...
Posted by The Average Achievement on Sun, 04 May 2008 11:44:00 PST

Yikes

Things are a lot better these days. I'm looking at a first class degree and back, ehind me is the man I love who took me back while worried but gives a shit. that's really all you want.ANYWAY.  T...
Posted by The Average Achievement on Fri, 25 Apr 2008 04:39:00 PST

A beautiful vista that becomes wrought with eels

Is there something that tells us we’re not allowed? That says, "Hay now missy! keep them knees away from them thar needfulls!" Because, seriously, it’s getting to the point where I wonder ...
Posted by The Average Achievement on Sat, 05 Apr 2008 07:33:00 PST

New Year? Huh... feels just the same as last year...

Well, not really. There's lots happening but as everything else with me it'll happen slowly, with enough time for me not to notice till it's too late. Which is a good thing as I work way better under ...
Posted by The Average Achievement on Fri, 04 Jan 2008 04:43:00 PST

It’s all new...

Go look! I'm also going to be doing a monthly showcase of new bands with accompanying interviews in Feb under the BCR banner. Should be tops. Also, a more rock'n'Roll type affair with The Devil's Secr...
Posted by The Average Achievement on Sun, 02 Dec 2007 07:47:00 PST

Scott H Biram, Black Diamond Heavies and Yeasayer

All new interviews on www.bigcityredneck.co.ukComing up this week:Australian existentialist MC MacromantixLegendary artist, musician and music journalist Savage PencilThe long awaited Rudy Ray Moore A...
Posted by The Average Achievement on Sat, 24 Nov 2007 05:13:00 PST

Oh. My. Me

Ok, so I've become a bit shit on getting back to everyone and generally being available for soires and fuck ups but there are REASONS damnit! The following are examples:John Cale interview. Done, dust...
Posted by The Average Achievement on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 09:52:00 PST

Right. Finally - an African blog.

SO. Africa is fucking weird. This is a place where the Police have hired private security guards to protect the police stations, waitresses aer in scarce supply because of all the armed robberies wher...
Posted by The Average Achievement on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 04:27:00 PST