To those with the guns... |
Though I thank you for waking me up @ 9pm, thus keeping me from sleeping until 2am or so and then waking up, next time please please try not to go shooting up my neighborhood starting 12 feet from whe...
Posted by I Crapped Your Pants When You Weren't Looking on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:08:00 PST |
Man, this is bad... |
I actually logged on to this shit to try and find someone who is awake that I could call. I'm bored, it's fucking late, and apparently nobody I know is awake @ 3am on a Thursday morning.
Posted by I Crapped Your Pants When You Weren't Looking on Thu, 23 Mar 2006 12:00:00 PST |
Really now... |
You there...the one using HTML for Dummies to change their background and load music into their Myspace page...
Do you honestly think I really want to sit and wait for your goddamn page to load, ju...
Posted by I Crapped Your Pants When You Weren't Looking on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Hampton Inn |
So I live two blocks from the Hampton Inn. I have a direct view straight across to the hotel, and I usually get a few good chuckles each week from what I can see from the windows. I sometimes waste a ...
Posted by I Crapped Your Pants When You Weren't Looking on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Hey there guy... |
Do me a big favor and lock the damn bathroom door when you're using it. Believe me, the last thing I want to do during the course of a good evening at the bar is mistakenly stumble in upon you sitting...
Posted by I Crapped Your Pants When You Weren't Looking on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
To all of you assholes... |
...with a photo of you pointing a gun at the camera: You are a fucktard. You should just put your trucker-hat back on and go back to flipping off the camera.
Posted by I Crapped Your Pants When You Weren't Looking on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
A few of my favorite Philly experiences... |
1) People here are a bunch of daffodils when it comes to inclement weather. More than 6" of snow and the city shuts the fuck down. It really aggravating when I have shit to get done and everybody clos...
Posted by I Crapped Your Pants When You Weren't Looking on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
My Autobiography of Sin |
When I was just six years old, Lionel Richie, lead singer for musical super-group: The Commodores, discovered me.
The event was a matter of coincidence. As Lionel was taking a morning walk, on the ...
Posted by I Crapped Your Pants When You Weren't Looking on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
The Germo-Japo-Emo-Mod-Flop |
This was brought up on two accounts now, and I'd really just like to touch on it just a bit...
What the fuck is up with the recent revival of the Scott Bao/80's Tony Danza haircut a.k.a. the Germo-...
Posted by I Crapped Your Pants When You Weren't Looking on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
DB-NYC Dickionary of Offensive Terms |
Feel free to mail me any outrageous and original slang you think should be added (include a definition please)...
A -- asshat (see also: asshat propeller), analdangler, assmunch
B -- bozak/bag ...
Posted by I Crapped Your Pants When You Weren't Looking on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
