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that one girl

where's my geisha? i need my shoes.

About Me

someone once pointed out that i have a real problem with entropy. it's true. i both fear and respect the second law of thermodynamics as the only real force in the universe.
i really miss my family. i spend my waking hours glued to my phone, chatting away in a desparate attempt to remain connected.
i teach people to save lives. if you know me, that should terrify you.
i think most puns are hilarious.
i used to be horrified at the thought of animals in clothing, but as i get older, it just seems cuter and cuter. except for the idea of my chinchilla wearing a track suit. that shit just ain't right.
i no longer live in a crazy urban treehouse.
i don't particularly miss it.

My Interests

i'm seriously obsessed with scooters. my leisure time largely concerns working on my vespa, organizing rides with my club, and going to scooter rallies. it's worse than a coke habit. i also have a corset habit (no less expensive) and a love for shoes. i like shopping (too much), dancing, singing badly, devising games to play on two wheels (scooter laser tag, anyone?), plotting, decorating my home, paying to have ink poked into my skin, spreading the word on the squirrel situation, teen girl squad, procuring new pieces of flare, and drinking and riding irresponsibily much to the dismay of my compatriots in the utmc but to the delight of the mods and knockers.

I'd like to meet:

satan. and those canadian scooter girls who write vegan cookbooks. anyone who knows offhand when to celebrate national talk like a pirate day. people who understand the allure of typewriters, the importance of saving endangered cocktails, and/or the sweet sweet love of two-stroke.

Music:

i think i am musically retarded. not just because i actually forgot what my role is in the mullet cowboys (triangle? yeah yeah girl? some sort of drum? seriously, if you have an album or are/were a member of the band, please tell me) or that i neglected my side rap project so completely. no, i simply lack the intense passion i see in so many of my peers when it comes to music. unless we're talking about me first and the gimme gimmes. or radio traffic reports.

Movies:

costume dramas. indie flicks. funny movies. films concerning any or all of the following: the last day of high school, baseball, mistaken identity, riding motorcycles, blowing shit up, singing and dancing, buying into absurd notions of romance and storybook love.

Television:

i think the television gods hate me. west wing? gone. gilmore girls? gone. grey's anatomy? so not what it used to be. seriously. thanks be that we will always and forever have ANTM.

Books:

i have my books back now. i've taken to spending my should-be-studying time running my fingers over the bindings and flipping through them and reading random passages. it's pornographic, literarily speaking. i'm sad my couch didn't make it to philly but thank god for my books.

My Blog

on leaving denver

dear denver, it's been fantastic. i mean it. i'm really sorry to be saying goodbye. you see, it's not that i don't love you or that i want to be rid of you. quite the contrary, actually. you...
Posted by that one girl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

things i totally don't heart

uncomfortable bras avacados butterfly tattoos heartburn dry skin portabello mushrooms pantyhose obligatory friendships the little step outside two-fisted mario's scrub tops mean people the ...
Posted by that one girl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

things i totally heart

tape cheese chocolate shoes new year's eve pompadours corsets plucking my eyebrows washing dishes lists organizing anything biochemistry very short fiction (under 2000 words) amanda bynes...
Posted by that one girl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

on teen girl squad

You are whats Her Face. You let a possum attackyou. Youve been beat my an alien and somethingalways hurts. Your a loser. You dont have achance with any guy. Stop shopping in junkyardsand thirft stores...
Posted by that one girl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

on being a nerd

i just snapped my glasses in half. stupid-ass-i'm-such-a-hipster-plastic-framed-piece-(well, pieces, i guess)-of-shit resultantly, i have used roughly half a roll of transpore tape to stick them...
Posted by that one girl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

on saving lives

so my job, in theory, is to save people's lives. in practice, i mostly just clean up after them and try not to take their lives from frustration and boredom. every now and again, though, someone act...
Posted by that one girl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

on being nocturnal

i've worked straight nights for about two years now, which in layman's terms means i work from 7pm until 7am three nights a week. as a result of this schedule, i'm completely nocturnal. now, i'm d...
Posted by that one girl on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST