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Heather

I'm moving to Detroit to find happiness in the auto industry.

About Me

"I guess there's just two kinds of people, Miss Sandstone: MY kind of people, and assholes. It's rather obvious which category you fit into. Have a nice day"

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My Interests

83 citations, alton ellis, appliances, avocados, ayun halliday, bad karaoke, bad tv, being nosy, bikini kill, blankets, boogie down brockton, bradford and lindsay, bright and shiny, carrot juice, cary muthafuckin grant, cha cha heels, chatty cab drivers, cheap burritos, cigarettes, clean laundry, cookbooks, cooking, crossword puzzles, dancing while driving, dawn davenport, degrassi junior high, diseases, documentary film, elvis, fancy shoes, food carts, free food, free t-shirts, gas heat, gay or european?, gender issues, gift cards, giraffes, glitter, green river killer, grocery shopping, harry potter, hating customers, hosting parties, insolent pets, jack russels, john holt, john waters, johnny cash, johnny thunders, kitties, knitting, lady saw, le tigre, lipstick, magnets, makeover tv shows, monkeys, mr charles, mummers, not doing the dishes, old ska, orange faux beef, outkast, paradise hotel, pin up girls, plastic farm animals, pogues, polaroid film, power point presentations, reading, reality television, rick steves, scandals, scared of dr who, scones, scooters, serial killers, singing in the car, sister nancy, sleeping, south philly, taking pictures, tea, the black horse pike, the corner store, the eggman, the green river killer, the israelites, the magic mic, the misfits, the red panda, the runaways, the wb, thievery and shitkicking, toots and the maytals, true crime, twin peaks, vertell's open pit bbq, vicunas, vietnamese food, white rappers

I'd like to meet:

People who like to get their toes did.
Benevolent electricians
Assorted terriers
Someone who will come to my house and groom my eyebrows
Handsome Filipino trombonists..oh wait

Music:

Heart and the Pogues.

Television:

Project Runway, The Sopranos, Big Love, Top Chef, Top Design, Top Model and CatHouse.

Books:

Middlesex and true crime paperbacks about serial killers.

Heroes:

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My Blog

Lesson Learned

So if your poo is purple-ish red, don't panic and frantically google "blood in stool" and search all over WedMd and think you have colon cancer Or maybe only IBS and contemplate whether you need to le...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:48:00 PST

Jazzer-mansons

To boys in Philadelphia, The hybrid Manson Family and Jazzercise look that you have been rocking is, frankly, unflattering. I dub you the "Jazzer Mansons." I am unsure why you are compelled to sport...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 11:03:00 PST

New Years Day Parade

New Years Eve has never been my favorite holiday. However, I am maniacal about New Years Day, specifically the Mummers Parade. Regardless of what sort of shennanigans ensued the night before, I a...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 29 Dec 2006 06:45:00 PST

Damn..it just gets better and better

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Posted by Heather on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 11:39:00 PST

Inappropriate X-mas video of the day

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Posted by Heather on Thu, 21 Dec 2006 06:31:00 PST

Trapped in the Clauset-omg

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Posted by Heather on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 12:45:00 PST

Christmas-licious Ride

DATE MAY CHANGE:   For years Tedford and I have wanted to do a South Philly Holiday lights ride. Last night, we finally went out (in the snow)and frantically scouted out some of the best streets ...
Posted by Heather on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 06:51:00 PST

perhaps the most ridiculous...

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Posted by Heather on Tue, 05 Dec 2006 12:24:00 PST

It's a nice day for a White Christmas?

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Posted by Heather on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 08:31:00 PST

Bush lays smack down on North Korea..

Kim Jong suffering from cognac/Rolex/mp3 withdrawel. U.S. Bans Sale of IPods to North Korea Updated 11:23 AM ET November 29, 2006   By TED BRIDIS WASHINGTON (AP) - The Bush administration...
Posted by Heather on Wed, 29 Nov 2006 09:34:00 PST