About Me
i very fiercely believe a revolution that will be carried by stern looks, horn honking, hurt feelings and heeps and heeps of dirty talk behind the backs of all who could otherwise kick our asses. money hates me, animals love me, yuppies can't stand me, rich people won't tip me, drunk people want to fight me, children laugh at virtually everything i do, glenlivett undoes me, seasaws placate me, your parents disagree with me, cold weather helps me sleep, work annoys me, your cat might ignore me, spiders scare me, republicans terrify me, glasses excite me, video games bore me, airplanes tire me, and i really like bats, pillows, sharks, zombies, rocking horses, blankets, tetris, elephants, pasta, sicking the mob on you, history, firecrackers, stilettoes, air hockey, ukeleles, sleeping, racket balls, toes, throw rugs, 16 inch vampires, and little trouble girl. i like the ocean and your shoes make your head look small.
