"you have until the count of 3!" |
So, if you read this, I assume you know me or at least somewhat know the particulars of my life. And if you do, you must know that for the last 4 years-ish I have been a nanny to many wonderful childr...
Posted by helen scott on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 03:02:00 PST |
what do you think??...no, really...tell me |
If Israel is not a Jewish state, it can't be called Israel, because Israel is a synonym for the Jewish people. If Israel is not Jewish, its Declaration of Independence should be annulled, because it t...
Posted by helen scott on Wed, 28 Nov 2007 09:49:00 PST |
and then for dessert we can have one of your stupid jokes |
ANGER1. Who did you last get angry with? some males last night come to mind2. What is your weapon of choice? layers of sarcasm 3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex? have. dont think i would a...
Posted by helen scott on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:38:00 PST |
what kind of devil bird chirps at night? |
so, it feels as if i am perpetually stuck in this rut. maybe not perpetually, but i somehow manage to always find my way back to it. dont get me wrong, i'm no victim in this, i have a keen eye for wha...
Posted by helen scott on Sat, 12 May 2007 06:48:00 PST |
hes nice; if you cross him, he'll tie your ears together & slingshot a box of wine in your face |
to say the least, its been an interesting few weeks. between knee surgery, weddings, break ups and soooooooo much work, i am physically, mentally and emotionally exhausted. here's a brief rundown of t...
Posted by helen scott on Sat, 05 May 2007 10:00:00 PST |
the only thing getting me through this day is the liquor at the end of the tunnel |
fuck it. seriously. and fuck her. seriously.
Posted by helen scott on Sat, 21 Apr 2007 05:29:00 PST |
words.for.that.boy.with.the.glass.eye. |
"i am lighter: in fron of strangers I sing" also, it is their test. isnt everone and thing a pretext? what is it about the rose, exactly? what is it about you... i have sat wooden upon anonymous kne...
Posted by helen scott on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 08:58:00 PST |
rules to break up by... |
There seems to have been some confusion regarding division of property and space since we have broken up. YOU, hereafter referred to as the Dumper, do not retain the same rights to such things as ME, ...
Posted by helen scott on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:41:00 PST |
its not me...its you |
dear alcohol,
while you and i have shared what has been the longest relationship i'll ever know, i feel that it might be time for us to take a break. dont worry, its not me, its you. remember that tim...
Posted by helen scott on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 10:00:00 PST |
airline announcements: part one |
it starts at the gate: "we'd like to begin the boarding process" extra word. process. not necessary. boarding is sufficient. "we'd like to begin boarding" simple. tells the story. people add extra wor...
Posted by helen scott on Wed, 06 Dec 2006 01:02:00 PST |
