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Jordana

Sometimes I feel so sick at the state of the world I can't even finish my second apple pie.

About Me

I'm just a gal from Colorado who happens to be in love with a jerk from Jersey.
Find out everything you've ever wanted to know about me at www.jordanasturaro.com

My Interests

Jesus, differentiating "your" and "you're", not being vegitarian, photographic encounters, really bad sci-fi movies, beer that doesn't taste like piss, snot rockets, not sweating, Wawa.

I'd like to meet:

Howard Zinn, Gregory Crewdson, Edward Burtynsky, Zap Rowsdower. Not your band.


I've got a few friends.

Mike

Alex

Stef

Kip

Lizzie B.

Ty

More...

Music:

The good kind. ISIS, Bob Dylan, Neutral Milk Hotel, Joy Division, Radiohead, M. Ward Girl Talk, Steve Reich, Tortoise, Yo La Tengo, Sigur Rós, etc.

Movies:

Cool As Ice and a somewhat unhealthy obsession with Pride & Prejudice

Television:

It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia and The Office are pretty much the only shows I'll go out of my way to watch.

Books:

Yes, please.

My Blog

Favorite Albums EVAR

...By that I mean albums that are super awesome cover-to-cover, that I can put on repeat and never get sick of. In no particular order:1. Neutral Milk Hotel- In the Aeroplane Over The Sea2. ISIS- Pano...
Posted by Jordana on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 09:00:00 PST

Dear South Philly

I love you dearly but some changes need to be made. To moms and their daughters: Matching velour pantsuits are not cute. I repeat: NOT CUTE. STOPPIT. To asians: Stop driving your cars, because you're ...
Posted by Jordana on Thu, 17 Jan 2008 01:28:00 PST

Top 3

Movies of the Year:1. No Country For Old Men2. There Will Be Blood3. AtonementPeriod. I know, that's what everybody's saying, but for once those assholes in Hollywood got it right. Oh, and Zodiac get...
Posted by Jordana on Wed, 16 Jan 2008 09:31:00 PST

Looky here

I finally put up a web gallery of my final portfolio project. Please take a look and tell me what you think.Click here, it's best if you view it in carousel mode. Happy New Year, suckas....
Posted by Jordana on Mon, 31 Dec 2007 01:48:00 PST

luv in the butt

Yes, I've finally reached that point in my college career when I graduate and become a real live grown-up. And also show off my photos along with the other 17 graduates. I'll be at the gallery around ...
Posted by Jordana on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 06:40:00 PST

Damn you, Colorado.

After escaping from your clutches nearly 4 years ago, I find myself desperately  wanting to come back. Damn the hypnotic beauty of your mountains and clean air! Will I ever be able to break free ...
Posted by Jordana on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 12:01:00 PST

Oh hell yes.

Being hungover and knocking out my car's side-view mirror while driving to work is AWESOME.   You don't even kow.
Posted by Jordana on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 08:21:00 PST

Seriously.

The new Interpol album is sooo good. For real.
Posted by Jordana on Sat, 28 Jul 2007 08:19:00 PST

HOLY MOLY

I just finished reading Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. HOLY SHIT. Probably the best book in the whole series. Seriously. I totally cried a few times, as well. The ending was excellent and fitti...
Posted by Jordana on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 09:27:00 PST

My balls itch.

Ever seen that episode of South Park where Cartman wants to be cryogenically frozen for three weeks because he just can't wait for the wii to be released? Yeah. That's how I am with the final Harry Po...
Posted by Jordana on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:40:00 PST