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Cru$$$her Prime [$ik Muvz]

to the bank, baby, to the bank...

About Me

I just got some new magazines at the store that I want to read. And a pop. I don't fuckin' know...

My Interests

UFC, Pride FC, Pride Bushido, Gracie Jujitsu, Judo, boxing, K1, King of the Cage, drawin' comic books, Making collage work with found fabrics (update 17SEP07 - I was KIDDING about this, ramdom myspace women), Web design (franciscov.com, thecrushers.com), Four Wheeling, camping, Buell Motorcycles, rifle marksmanship, fishing, bowling, knitting, chess, breakdancing, model rockets, model trains, train wrecks. I hate music.

I'd like to meet:

I want to meet wrestlers, boxers, fighters, people taking pictures of themselves in front of the goddamn bathroom mirror, ballet dancers, drunks, rednecks, peckerwoods, niggers, faggots, Indians, Indian-givers, no-good trashy mother-fuckers, anyone with the barbed wire tat on the bicep, roller girls, carpetbaggers, bag men, project chicks, wetbacks, porn addicts, porn actresses, prawn addicts, chinks, clods, clowns, thugs, fuck-ups, has-beens, never-wheres, momma's boys, daddy's girls, stripers, strippers, veterans, veterinarians, geezers, gazers, hooligans, bikers, gawkers, groupies, whores, hoovers, hangers-on , go-getters, dog trashy motherfuckers, jet-setters, Irish Setters, get backers, bare backers, back stabbers, lesbians- and I mean real, mullet lesbians, not that fake club-girl shit, fake-ass club girls, Asian girls posing in front of $80,000 four cyl cars, chavs, junkies, mother-fuckers, fucker-uppers, the dross, the unemployed, Tom Green, Red Green, the underempolyed, bastards, bitches, hoes, hoodratz, Bratz, the proletariat, the elite, any random myspace band, any girls with tats on the small of the back, intellectuals, smart-asses, dumb-asses, bassists, basarists, baristas, hapless Yeoman, Laymen, Lay-abouts, Roustabouts, Rapscallions, Knights of Columbus, Michale Knight, hot chicks with a clique of dorky guys hangin around em', dorky dudes who hang around hot chicks thinkin' they going to get some, prank callers, call girls, cat-callers, cat eaters, shot callers, shoe gazers, gays, gamers, models, model citizens…I guess that's about it...

Music:

I just said I fucking hate music. Deftones, HIM/HER, AFI, the Misfits, Oasis, Grade, Lloyd Banks, CKY, Jet, The Rapture, The Chance, 80's Music, Bad Religion, Tom Waits..

Movies:

Star Wars IV, Heat, The Warriors, Scanners, Precinect 13, Boiling Point (Takeshi), Zatochi Series, Blackhawk Down (Capt. (then 1Lt.) Larry Perino was my 1st Company Commander), Elephant, Mad Max, Shawn of the Dead, Old School, Robocop, Full Metal Jacket, The Street Fighter (Sonny Chiba), Saving Private Ryan, Resevoir Dogs, Doom Generation, Thunderball, Evil Dead 2, Nowhere, 28 Days Later, King of New York, Tetsuo: The Iron Man, Serial Experiments: Lain, Alien, Aliens, The Living Daylights,Dawn of the Dead, Rocky, For Your Eyes Only, It's a Mad Mad Mad World, Cobra, Black Cobra, Black to the Future, Black Kramer vs. Kramer, Kung Fu Hustle- Hey, all women that say the like the move "Fight Club"- it seems pretty "no girls allowed" to me- I dunno, Pink Panther, Army of One, I Come in Peace (Dark Angel), Ong Bak, B13, Casino Royale

Television:

Iron Chef JPN and USA, 24, Family Guy, the Wire, Dr. Who, The Office UK and USA, American Dad, My Name is Earl, It's Always Sunny in Philidelpia, and God help me, Lost - TV is 99.997 percent garbage

Books:

"Atlas Shrugged" and "the Orchid Thief"...I'm always throwin' down a few books at a time because I'm so smart and all...

Heroes:

Audie Murphy, Sgt. Alvin York, MSG Benvides, Royce and Helio Gracie, Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, Bishop Oscar Romero, Pv2 Levitow, MOH(POSTH.), MSG Randy Shuttgart, My friend Spider who is in Iraq, John McCain

My Blog

Afghan Artistry Presents: The Pirated DVD

Right off post there are a bunch of kids hawking pirate DVDs and Kabobs, both of which I am a regular consumer. The DVD packaging is the best....Most of the time the pirate just goes and grabs random ...
Posted by Cru$$$her Prime [$ik Muvz] on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 12:46:00 PST

OMG!!! Zombie Evac Plan!!!!! (Part I)

Watching too many zombie movies again... Party Order (friends, this is an example list. If you don't see your name on here, don't take this as me saying I value you or your friendship any less than ot...
Posted by Cru$$$her Prime [$ik Muvz] on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 01:03:00 PST

Foriegn Soldiers and Workers...

I live smack in the middle of the part of post where the different nationalites live...a quick rundown- Sri-Lankans - all do the counter landmine work here, fucking crzy if you ask me. One day I was w...
Posted by Cru$$$her Prime [$ik Muvz] on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 03:09:00 PST

Climate

...all my Colorado peeps wouldn't feel out of place here....I live in a big valley (you'd think it was Delta Colorado here) and at night a chilly mountain wind blows down and cools us off....I got abo...
Posted by Cru$$$her Prime [$ik Muvz] on Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:51:00 PST

....It's Like....a Heavy Scene, Baby

Well, I haven't even seen a single mosquito, but the DOD has me on this weird anti-malaria medication. It has the side effect of giving me weird, fucked-up ass dreams. I dreamt about Daphne Zungia fro...
Posted by Cru$$$her Prime [$ik Muvz] on Sun, 24 Jun 2007 01:13:00 PST

Contractor Fashion&.

Ha ha&no real time or need for civilian clothes here. Most of us wear this kind of dorky L.L Bean / Eddie Bauer safari type of mix of clothing. I'm not sure why some of the guys wear the fishing vests...
Posted by Cru$$$her Prime [$ik Muvz] on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:53:00 PST

Perceptions&

My opinion of this place has really changed. The news manufactures a kind of idea that this is some savage wasteland out of Mad Max. The truth is- it's a very live and let live society here. And if an...
Posted by Cru$$$her Prime [$ik Muvz] on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 01:50:00 PST

In the grrove

Got my teenly little crash pad to sleep in, but it doesnt matter because all I do is work work out, sleep and eat. Also, I may be here longer than I thought. Fuck. I guess my job is sort of dnagerous,...
Posted by Cru$$$her Prime [$ik Muvz] on Thu, 31 May 2007 02:34:00 PST

In Country

I stayed at Salem in Kuwait airbase overnight, and it brought back some long lost, unwelcome sensations- being packed inside a tent with 15 smelly dudes, eating bland, bland food. Also, the ...
Posted by Cru$$$her Prime [$ik Muvz] on Wed, 23 May 2007 01:34:00 PST

Contractor Blog - Still on the way to Afghanistan...

I'm on the way to Kuwait after having a great little get together with some buddies at Del Merie grill in Alexandria. I flew out of Dulles in DC&.a wretched hive of scum and villainy. I really, t...
Posted by Cru$$$her Prime [$ik Muvz] on Tue, 22 May 2007 12:02:00 PST