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Ian F.(AKA bot)

damn you father dick byrne!!

About Me

hmm..i enjoy all the fine arts,from techno,to drunken stumbling,to the ballet (who doesn't love the bear in the little car)...my time is split between my malibu beach house and my grotty country shack (made of solid gold)..i used to sell books but i prefer playing the guitar more..hence i no longer sell books.granted i made more money selling books but sure that's all to come hopefully.after my much-maligned pretzel wagon business failed miserable (after fifteen minutes of back-breaking naptime) i moved to bonny (?) Liverpool,where the streets are paved with scouse.the weather is shockingly nice here,so i leave the house without my hat on for ten minutes every day (someday i hope to spend an entire day outside,hatless.possibly my wedding day).Also i believe west ham are destined to win the champions league.not for a while of course,but eventually (surely the law of averages states that at some stage,eventually..)yes i am delusional.Also i play lead guitar in top beat-combo GORBACHOV (soon to be terrorising the universe with their own brand of discolovesludgegrotrock) who can be found at their very own myspace address.who the feck reads these things anyway.I can talk about anything I want and it doesen't matter.So,here follows the lyrics to Gina G's much misunderstood classic "Ooh Ah (Just a Little Bit)" entirely in binary. 1011011011011010 0000001111111111 0000010111010101 0101001010101001 1111100000000011 1111110000101011 100000011111100 0011001000100101 1111100000101100 10100011001001 0100101 010010100101001010010100110010 10100100100101001010 1001010101001 00101111 11000000 (repeat chorus to fade)

My Interests

playing my guitar (or guit-box), beats, films, talking nonsense, having "the laugh" with my friends, the weather, reading loads, the list goes on..

I'd like to meet:

the hideous neanderthal man-god-legend that is Carlos Tevez..prince...jimmy page..dr.lektroluv..prince..god..the dalai lama..sammy "the bull" gravano...maradonna..heno..osama..stephen fry..gordon ramsay..stevie wonder..The Rik Mayall..prince....the elusive teddy westmore..freddie mercury (the exhumed corpse of)..sammy "the mechanical bull" gravano..prince...etc,object width="425" height="355" ..

Music:

a wide variety of electronic music (eg.manu le malin,daft punk,chris liebing,disco-d (R.I.P.),dj funk,torgull,the irresponsible djs,noisebuilder,gelstat,dr.lektroluv,ben sims,erol alkan,green velvet,miss kittin,MSTRKRFT,speedy j,SPR,super discount,t.raumschmiere,tiga,umek,vitalic,british murder boys,luke slater,nathan fake,space djz,the lads at the label,etc)...also talking heads, GORBACHOV (natch..those sexy talented bastards), frank zappa, some hiphop (especially RA the rugged man), ilya k,deaf animal orchestra,fun lovin' criminals,PRINCE (what a fucking legend),the hives,led zeppelin,michael jackson,danko jones,james marshall hendrix,stevie ray vaughan,roni size,joy division,QUEEN,stevie wonder,etc..loads!.Bob dylan is over rated...lou reed also sucks balls.and as for the super shitty animals...and fucking razorshite (or over-ratedshite,whichever you prefer) can fuck off too.grow some balls gentleman.as for that "soul-of-a-poet" crackhead and his poorly written and played english britfop-rock...(i'm sure if anyone bothers to read this they'll guess who i mean).cripes when did i get so angry? ah well there's room for us all,i suppose..

Movies:

fliploads..but especially braindead...and purple rain (surely they're one and the same?!).At the moment,my favourite two are life is beautiful and flash gordon.wow

Television:

...rots your teeth and gives you brain damage.However i do enjoy trailerpark boys,fr.ted,peepshow,the sopranos,shameless.

Books:

anything by Alastair Reynolds is fantastic..I Am Legend...Book of Lost Things...How Mumbo-Jumbo Conquered the World...Food of the Gods...A Love Supreme...Foucault's Pendulum..Out..any A.C Grayling..the Essential Dalai Llama..Quicksilver.the list goes on

Heroes:

Everyone but actually stevie wonder jimmy page that man Carlos Tevez stephen hawking Prince paolo di canio..Oh and to a lesser extent the evil monkey that lives in chris' room in family guy.Biggest hero? Me lack (aww)