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Sky-marshal Disaster Wagon

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About Me


Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Blue Burst - aI'm a 22 year old male underwear model fluent in 9 languages including Icelandic and Chinese. All of my friends think I'm the next big thing but I have major aspirations to be a heroin addict. I'm working on it, but it's almost impossible to find a steady supplier in China. Having said that, I do have a nasty crack habit so I guess that compensates, to some degree. I don't know why, but for some reason people leave when I arrive at a party. I usually smell like tulips and I'm a fervent supporter of Neo-Nazism.

My Interests

All things addictive.

I'd like to meet:

The man who ate ALL the pies...

Music:

Mostly minimal, electro, techno etc but I like most sorts really. Like breakbeats, trip-hop, some hip-hop is fine (east side). Some rock is ok. Not very fond of R'n'B, and heavy metal - "nu metal" in particular, bunch of fairy pillow biters. All pop music fans should be exterminated, in the most painful way imaginable. The artists that regularly appear on my playlists are: M.A.N.D.Y., Booka Shade, Justin Maxwell, Paul Kalkbrenner, Kiki, Mark Henning, Dominik Eulberg, James Holden/Nathan Fake and the whole Border Community in general, Audion, Joachim Spieth, Richie Hawtin, Robert Babicz (legend), Tiefschwarz, Alter Ego, Black Strobe, Dahlback (John and Jesper, and DK), Savas Pascalidis, Jacques lu Cont, Christoper and Rapheal Just, Vitalic, The Hacker, Tiga, Tomas Andersson, blah blah the list is endless. I can't be bothered writing and you can't be bothered reading.

Movies:

Football in the groin

Television:

: i noTe evils

Books:

Anything that advocates misery, depression, violence or any similar virtuous human qualities...

Heroes:

Terry Wogan, Larry Gogan and Johnny Logan. And Hugo Chavez.