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Deaf Animal Orchestra

gleefully spinning on the bliss twig of ignoramia

About Me

Hello..
go to www.deafanimalorchestra.net to download a free copy of our new tune, ’An Ape Odyssey’
and seated below is the video for said tune
our name came about because we liked the way the vowel and syllable sounds clashed together. we’re four animal-loving mates who make music. we generally use electric and acoustic guitars, basses, pianos, drums and other percussion, and lots of vocals. our imagination is fuelled by cartoons, noise, cynicism, colours, comedy, coffee and alcohol. and also anything that makes us smile or laugh. we’re motivated by confusion about whether to take life seriously or just fuck it all up and have a buzz. and about whether you should care what people think of you or not. and we always end up just wanting a buzz, and not giving a fuck about anyone. we love what we do, love being alive and love our hometown of waterfjord. musically we’re fans of lots of weird and wonderful rock n roll so thats what we sound like. we get more and more upbeat sounding every day.
various people in the irish media, press and radio alike, like what we do a lot but quotes suck ass so we ain’t listing every nice thing people have said about us. many business oriented people out there would probably tell us "you’re wrong, it’s something you just have to do", but no no no they’re the ones who are wrong. not one person out there cares what some sham journalist from the evening herald or whatever other rag you care to mention thinks. you’re here on our myspace page and if you don’t like our music then no quote in the world is gonna change that. unless maybe if it was from bono. i wonder what bono would say about us actually? if he ever does refer to us, in any context, ill be sure to tell you all. "hello! hello!" "yeah! yeah! yeah! yeah!"
we’re big fans of freedom of speech. being able to say what you want, there’s nothing quite like it. freedom of thought precludes freedom of speech and it’s probably even more important for sanity and general well-being. we hope that doesn’t sound like something a hippie would say though because we think hippies suck. not the people themselves but their politics and world view. we don’t believe the world is as full of bad and evil and greed as they’d have us think. and if you’re constantly mouthing about bad and evil and greed then that’s all you really see. try mouthing about good things. man.
we fully advocate copying and sharing of music. it’s deadly. i’ve heard so much great music i never would have, had friends not burned me up this or that cd. just remember that for small insignificant bands like ourselves we’re on small insignificant budgets and the occasional cd or track sale does help. we don’t want to milk you dry like some other bands out there. we’d just like to end up making enough money to live and keep going at what we’re doing. think of yourself as a patron. you get to patronise us!
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My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 3/1/2006
Band Website: deafanimalorchestra.net
Band Members: Deaf Joe (guitars, vocals, pianos, arrangements), Deaf Alex (guitars, rhythm consultant, another perspective), Deaf Alan (bass, screams, computer advice), Deaf Niall (drums, papers, chutzpah), all from and based in Waterford city.

Booking, Management, General enquiries... [email protected]. Thank you.
Influences: every smidgeon of sound to ever hit our eardrums.

right now.. lately.. now.. its been liars (we fenced other gardens..), radiohead (all i need..), archie bronson (black cherry lips), miles davis (in a silent way..), charles mingus (the black saint and the sinner lady), burial (archangel..), the new muse dvd is fairly amazing it must be said, chris rock, some unknown janis joplin song that turned up on an ipod at a session, and a lot of ringing in our ears from whats increasingly sounding like permanent hearing damage. deadly.
Sounds Like: a penis-shaped sound wave
Record Label: Primate Music
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

fucking thick country cunts

one of the girls got a summons in the door at 7am this morning. the gardai called to her parents house at 7am! insensitive idiots, her parents actually thought she was dead cos she was on a night...
Posted by Deaf Animal Orchestra on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 06:16:00 PST

SUCK MY BALLS 2FM

lets not bite the hand that feeds. alcohol can be entirely responsible for some horrendous calls of judgment, literally splitting you in two to the point where you reckon somebody else was a...
Posted by Deaf Animal Orchestra on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 08:52:00 PST

AN APE ODYSSEY

IS AVAILABLE NOW TO DOWNLOAD FROM WWW.DEAFANIMALORCHESTRA.NET SO GO CHECK THAT SHIT OUT
Posted by Deaf Animal Orchestra on Sat, 29 Mar 2008 01:58:00 PST

OUR NEW TUNE WILL BE AVAILABLE TO DOWNLOAD SOMETIME TOMORROW

we were supposed to put it up today but hey shit happens. you can have it tomorrow.
Posted by Deaf Animal Orchestra on Fri, 28 Mar 2008 07:51:00 PST

the hallmarks of a c*nman

ive inserted the star into the word c*nman because this guy is precisely the type of guy whod actually try suing you for saying not-nice things about him. ever hear of neurolinguistic programming?? it...
Posted by Deaf Animal Orchestra on Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:04:00 PST

calling all entrepreneurs

cathal o searcaigh. paedophile poet. with his poetry still on the leaving cert curriculum. "what do you think was the poet’s intention here? 1,000 words or more."  people dot...
Posted by Deaf Animal Orchestra on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 12:06:00 PST

no no i said i want to fuck her!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQ7MqgSEK0I
Posted by Deaf Animal Orchestra on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 05:55:00 PST

<<<inertiacreeps>>>

we're bored. so we're thinking of putting our next single, whatever it may be, up as a free download very soon. why the hell not. but when i say we, i mean i. one of us is thinking that abou...
Posted by Deaf Animal Orchestra on Wed, 20 Feb 2008 08:38:00 PST

studio mishaps and other such ramblings

heard the cribs for the first time today. jesus they suck. not that they actually suck, just that i personally think they fucking suck balls and i begrudge them their very existence. forced riffs...
Posted by Deaf Animal Orchestra on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 05:16:00 PST

what?

i've just learned that a computer exists that's so fast at processing that it's actually going to be limited by the speed of light. it's called hector! "..which is all i think that any conscious ...
Posted by Deaf Animal Orchestra on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 06:27:00 PST