Little Man - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I'm a fatty tub tub, and recent Handsome Boy Modeling School graduate. I speak several languages including French, Italian and Dutch. I'm shy until you get to know me...then I won't leave you alone. I'm involved with a 12 step program for catnip addiction, but I'm constantly breaking my sobriety. My incredibly erroneous moniker was given to me when I was indeed a Little Man. It's cool though, I'm doing Atkins now.

My Interests

Crying for no reason, attention whoring, wanting to be let in and out of rooms constantly, sleeping in the bathtub, biting feet, being skittish, trying to keep the peace between Lucky and Lulu, sitting weirdly, always bustin into the bathroom while it is occupied. I like to be petted by people on toilets.

I'd like to meet:

Ladies, and other big oranges

Music:

MORRISSEY

Heroes:

Mommy and Daddy