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TANJAREEN-The Celibate Nympho

I'm in Hollywood 2 kick ass & chew bubble gum...& I'm all outta bubble gum!

About Me

Tanjareen Chere' Martin Tanjareen (tan je rEn') - bringer of Energy, Health, Joy & Light


Listen 2 Speedy's Comedy Corner on SIRIUS RADIO Wed nites
On the set of LOVE FOR SALE in Wilmington, N.C. Filming LOVE FOR SALE Taping DAYS OF OUR LIVES
Filming PLAYBOYS
modeling in MERCEDES BENZ FASHION WEEK
Filming SOMETHING LIKE A BUSINESS
Filming WITHOUT A TRACE
Filming GIRLFRIENDS 150th episode
Filming SOUTHWEST AIRLINES COMMERCIAL
Filming TV pilot FRANGELA
Starring in ONLY IN AMERICA now on DVD!
Filming ACCORDING TO JIM
Filming NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CATTLE CALL (on DVD May '08)
Filming JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION
Boxing for PERFECT 10 MAGAZINE
Filming MICHELOB BEER COMMERCIAL
in Will Smith's stage play THE BACHELORETTE PARTY
The Bachelorette Party's second cast &nbsp
Crack Whores on THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM
Taping HOWARD STERN w/ The Vegan Vixens
Recurring on STRONG MEDICINE
Guest starring on THE STEVE HARVEY SHOW
Guest starring on V.I.P.
Guest starring on ARLISS
Recurring on CITY GUYS
What it do, my ninjas? I guess this is where I tell ya somethin about myself. Welp, as far as my career goes, I'm an all-around performing artist. My film credits include: JOHNSON FAMILY VACATION, NATIONAL LAMPOON'S CATTLE CALL, ONLY IN AMERICA and the soon to be released films HURRICANE IN THE ROSE GARDEN, SOMETHING LIKE A BUSINESS, LOVE FOR SALE, PLAYBOYS, & EDDIE GRIFFIN'S N.T.V. My television credits include: DAYS OF OUR LIVES, WITHOUT A TRACE, GIRLFRIENDS, ACCORDING TO JIM, THE SARAH SILVERMAN PROGRAM, STRONG MEDICINE, THE PARKERS, WANDA AT LARGE, THE STEVE HARVEY SHOW, V.I.P., ARLISS, & CITY GUYS. Plus I've done commercials for, SOUTHWEST AIRLINES, MICHELOB BEER, MCDONALD'S SALADS, POP SECRET POPCORN, & SUBWAY SANDWICHES. I also perform live sketch comedy, I've boxed for PERFECT 10 MAGAZINE:MODEL BOXING, and I used to co-host a TV show called THE VEGAN VIXEN SHOW. (Yada yada yada...Man, this MySpace craze is so narcissistic!) Any hoot, the personal stuff I'm into is filled in on the other sections of this page. PLEASE don't send me an email just to ask me "How I'm doing" (I'm doing great!), or "What do I like to do" (read my page), or "What projects I'll be in next" (read my page) or "Can you have my phone number or IM name" (Let's just send each other comments for now). I appreciate the love, but if I spend my time sending IM's or typing redundant email replies, I stop being a performer, and become a professional MySpacer! So, with all that said, if you still wanna be my friend, feel free to send a request. We all know this MySpace thing is just one big ole popularity contest. So... WILL YOU BE MY FRIEND? Circle one: YES? NO? MAYBE?Here's me actin' up in the hilarious T.S.A. GANGSTAZ music video (peep the volume control at the bottom-center of this player) watch other "Juicy Clips" of me in action at www.tanjareen.com & www.LiveVideo.com/liveshow/tanjareen & www.YouTube.com/tanjareen Tanjareen on Facebook &nbsp Check out all my crazy, sexy SLIDE SHOWS at Tanjareen.slide.com

My Interests

I enjoy ---Getting outta Cali & seeing otha spots. (I'm always down for getting my passport stamped)---Watching live shows (whether it's comedy, poetry, musicians, or your baby-daddy strippin' for me while you blowin up his Blackberry)---Practicing holistic health & healing---Preparing and enjoying vegan vegetarian cuisines---Doin' active sh*t like: aerobics, boxing, snowboarding, snorkling, camping, weight training, roller skating, hip-hop dancing, salsa dancing, or steppin w/ my DSQ (Delta Sigma Theta) Sorors---Burning candles and cuddling w/ a cutie on a rainy night---Sharing mutual orgasms w/ someone special---Taking a nap in the middle of the day (esp. after that mutual orgasm w/ someone special)

I'd like to meet:

Friends who'll support my career's journey & someone who's gonna get me another gig before these residuals run out!!

Music:

R&B, hip-hop, pop, rap, some rock songs, pelvic-movin' reggae, country music with funny lyrics...Anything but super hardcore heavy metal cuz I haven't figured out how to dance to that

Movies:

The Secret, Crash, Good Fellas, The Shawshank Redemption, Team America ("F*ck yeah!"), Love & Basketball, Set It Off, Oceans 11 & 12, American Me, Mr. Marcus's Neighborhood vol. 6 (hubba hubbah!), Casino, The Godfather 1 & 2, Menace 2 Society, Baby Boy, Johnson Family Vacation (just kidding) :-) , Kill Bill 1 & 2, Million Dollar Baby

Television:

The Sopranos, Sex & The City, The Simpsons, Family Guy, Grey's Anatomy, Girlfriends, Everybody Hates Chris, A Different World, Living Single, Good Times, major NBA & NFL games, the first & final few weeks of any American Idol season

Books:

Diet For New America---The Four Agreements---Conversations with God vol. 1-3---Abraham-Hicks Publications & CDs---The Mastery of Love---The Power of the Actor---He's Just Not That In To You---Sacred Woman---The Art of Tantric Sex---any conspiracy book or video by David Icke

Heroes:

My friends... And my family...

My Blog

PHOTOS TOO HOT FOR MYSPACE!!!

My porn convention photos & travel flix were such a hit that I've been asked to bring 'em back.  My life's really crazy so I've got a lot more photos where these came from.  I'll add mor...
Posted by TANJAREEN-The Celibate Nympho on Sat, 24 May 2008 06:37:00 PST

Next KNOCKOUTS 4 GIRLS Boxing Event - Tues 6/24/08

KNOCKOUTS FOR GIRLS(a female boxing red carpet charity event) Cum enjoy female boxing matches & a bikini fashion show hosted by Tanjareen!(I'm not boxing in this one, but I am modeling bikinis &...
Posted by TANJAREEN-The Celibate Nympho on Tue, 12 Feb 2008 05:42:00 PST

THNX 4 UR EMAIL PATIENCE

Thank you for all of your wonderful emails.  And thank you in advance for understanding that it takes me quite some time to read all of them and send a reply.  We all know how addicting this...
Posted by TANJAREEN-The Celibate Nympho on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 12:16:00 PST

ADVICE FOR NEW ACTORS

ADVICE TO NEW ACTORS   Many of you have sent me emails asking for advice on getting started in showbiz.  Well, first of all, I'm not a super celeb yet, myself.  You should be asking for...
Posted by TANJAREEN-The Celibate Nympho on Sun, 12 Mar 2006 03:32:00 PST