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Dj Reach

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About Me

HI I'M DJ REACH!
I'M A SCRATCH DJ WHO FIDDLES AROUND WITH AUDIO AND VIDEO WITH THE SOLE INTENT OF CAUSING CHUCKLES, GUFFAWS AND THE ODD TRICKLE OF UNEXPECTED WEE.
I RECORD, PRODUCE AND RELEASE TRACKS AS ONE HALF OF BIRMINGHAM BASED MASHUP BAND "THE CHOP SHOP", AND AM ONE THIRD OF "THE SP ONES" TURNTABLIST CREW WITH MESSRS SPATS AND SWITCH.
INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT ME:
- I WAS 23 INCHES LONG AT BIRTH (SO HAVE ONLY GROWN ABOUT FOUR AND A HALF FEET)
- I WAS NUNEATON BOROUGH'S "SHORT STORY WRITER OF THE YEAR" IN 1998
- I AM ALLERGIC TO HORSES
- I AM RIGHT HANDED BUT LEFT FOOTED
- MY MUM RUNS A MICRO-BREWERY AND MY DAD GROWS LOADS OF FRUIT AND VEG, SO COME THE APOCALYPSE....I'M SORTED.
THE CHOP SHOP ARE NOW TAKING BOOKINGS FOR THEIR "SHOWTIME" LIVE AUDIO/VISUAL MASHUP TOUR - WE'RE ONE OF THE FUNNIEST THINGS YOU'LL SEE & HEAR ALL YEAR SO GET IN TOUCH AND GET US DOWN TO YOUR EVENT!!! FOR PREVIEWS OF WHAT WE DO CHECK OUT ME VIDS...
CHOP SHOP LIVE @ LOOK & LISTEN, LEEDS: APRIL FOOL'S DAY
PICS FROM SOME SHOWS SO FAR:
DJ REACH/THE CHOP SHOP HAVE SO FAR DIRTIED UP THE FOLLOWING AIRWAVES:
RADIO ONE (ROB DA BANK SHOW)
RADIO ONE (HUW STEPHENS SHOW)
XFM'S "THE RINSE" (JAMES HYMAN SHOW)
CHERRYADE RADIO (THE PETER NELSON SHOW)
DANDELION RADIO (VOTED NO.1 INDEPENDENT STATION BY RADIO ONE)
BRIERLY HILLS 90210 SHOW, NEW JERSEY
ANOTHER FINE MESS SHOW DFM RADIO, NETHERLANDS
BRUM CAST, BIRMINGHAM
HERE
HEREYOU CAN CHECK OUT MY YOUTUBE CHANNEL THROUGH THIS LINK!!!
http://www.youtube.com/djreach

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 2/27/2006
Band Website: brumrush.com
Influences: BAD ONES.

NEW CHOP SHOP VIDS:

http://www.youtube.com/djreach
Sounds Like: BASIL FAWLTY LEARNED TO SCRATCH...

THE CHOP SHOP VOLUME ONE - HOW MANY TRACKS CAN YOU SPOT?

CLICK HERE TO BUY THE CHOP SHOP VOLUME ONE!
34 TRACKS OF CRAZY COMEDY CRAP FOR JUST £2.50!
THIS OFFER IS NOT OPEN TO DAILY MAIL READERS

"With an arsenal of daytime TV audio and deft sample editing at their disposal; Roger Species & DJ Reach craft the worst of effluent British gloss culture into a shimmering dungheap of intermittently inspired left-field satire. The collage artwork and Cillit Bang preoccupation lends the impression of skit-punctuated breakcore, but instead the Birmingham duo (?) unleash a gargantuan comedy album that bristles with razor-sharp feculence. Song titles like "Newsround Giant Goldfish Exclusive" and "Trisha the Whore" caused some chuckling before the disc went in, whilst "Nat King Shit" and "Richard and Judy's Autopsy Sperm Party" soon had me yelping like a shemale on nitrous. A treat for fans of Chris Morris and The Wombles."
Liam Spengler, Textual Molester Magazine
www.textualmolester.com

"Frickin Clever"
Rob da Bank - Radio one
"Bonkers"
Huw Stephens - Radio one
"Absolute filth!"
Peter Nelson - Cherryade/Womb records
Record Label: BRUMRUSH RECORDS
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

INTERVIEW WITH ME FOR CHANNEL FOUR'S "4TALENT" WEBSITE

IF ANYONE'S INTERESTED, THERE'S AN INTERVIEW WITH YOURS TRULY ON THE CHANNEL FOUR "4TALENT" WEBSITE ABOUT PLUNDERPHONICS, VIDEOS AND ALL THIS COMEDY CRAP I PRODUCE: http://www.channel4.com/4talent/fea...
Posted by Dj Reach on Fri, 06 Apr 2007 04:09:00 PST

DJ REACH ON RADIO ONE(AGAIN) - HUW STEPHENS SHOW

ONE OF MY UNRELEASED TRACKS "SOUTH PACIFIC BREAK UP SONG" WAS PLAYED LAST NIGHT ON HUW STEPHENS RADIO ONE SHOW. GO TO http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/aod/networks/radio1/aod.shtml?rad io1/stephens# TO LIST...
Posted by Dj Reach on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 08:33:00 PST

CHOP SHOP VOL. 2 ON THE WAY - PLUS NEW WEBSITE

NEWSNEWSNEWS! The Chop Shop Volume 2. Showtime The second volume of our Chop Shop project is gathering pace and should be ready just after new year, with even more crazy comedic skits and oddness, wit...
Posted by Dj Reach on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 10:48:00 PST

DJ REACH GETS PLAYED ON RADIO ONE - NO SHIT

YEP YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT KIDS, "WHEN IM LICKING WINDOWS IS GETTING PLAYED TONIGHT ON THE ROB DA BANK SHOW, HAVE SENT HIM A FEW OTHER TRACKS SO HOPEFULLY HE MAY EVEN PLAY A FEW MORE. IF ANYONE OUT THE...
Posted by Dj Reach on Sun, 01 Oct 2006 06:23:00 PST

DJ REACH ON THE PETER NELSON SHOW!

JUST A QUICK MESSAGE TO SAY ONE OF MY MORE "RADIO FRIENDLY" TRACKS GOT PLAYED AS THE SHOW OPENER ON THE EXCELLENT PETER NELSON'S RADIO SHOW (5TH SEPT)ON CHERRYADE RADIO, HOME TO THE WEIRD AND WONDERFU...
Posted by Dj Reach on Thu, 07 Sep 2006 05:27:00 PST

BOOK ME FOR YOUR PARTY/BAR MITZVAH/FUNERAL/WEDDING/CHRISTENING/KIDS PARTY

Yo does any-one out there wanna book me for their event? I do either straight up Hip Hop & Funky Shit or odd random cut-up noise & bonkers mash-ups and would love to bang in your fac...
Posted by Dj Reach on Wed, 30 Aug 2006 12:43:00 PST

THE CHOP SHOP (DJ REACH & ROGER SPECIES) CD IS OUT NOW!

IN THE SLIM EVENT OF ANYONE READING THIS MYSELF AND THE TEXTUAL MOLESTER ROGER SPECIES HAVE COMPILED A 72 MINUTE CD OF ALL OUR BEST AUDIO MANGLING CALLED "THE CHOP SHOP" WHICH I'M CURRENTLY BOOTLEGGIN...
Posted by Dj Reach on Thu, 10 Aug 2006 12:41:00 PST

UK TEAM DMC FINAL CANCELLED - ON TO CORNWALL!

DMC have just got in touch with Switch and apparently they've decided to cancel the UK Team DMC final which me, the lads and a lot of good brummy warriors were going down to - so don't buy a ticket fo...
Posted by Dj Reach on Sat, 15 Jul 2006 04:15:00 PST

BAD DAD DANCING ANTHEMS - WITH HOST MC WILLIAM SHATNER!

DJ REACH PRESENTS "BAD DAD DANCING ANTHEMS" WITH HOST EMCEE - THE MAN, THE LEGEND - WILLIAM SHATNER! (CHECK MY PICS FOR THE "BAD" COVER) A PANTS SWINGINGLY CATCHY COLLECTION OF PURE FAMILY P...
Posted by Dj Reach on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 03:23:00 PST

Sp1Nz get their own Myspace!

Just to let you know quickly- the Turntablist nutters I hang with have set up their own myspace- http://www.myspace.com/sp1crew  so now all scratch tracks that we've conjured up on the ones and t...
Posted by Dj Reach on Thu, 09 Mar 2006 03:30:00 PST