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philthecoffeejerk

lakes on a plain

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todays meditation

imagine "who’s on first" done by ricardo montalban and peter falk...
Posted by philthecoffeejerk on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 12:12:00 PST

not that i like phil collins

but ive been waiting for this moment for all my lifeeffing sick sick sicki believe in santa hes bringing chestbursters for christmasand my face is going to freaking melt off!...
Posted by philthecoffeejerk on Fri, 31 Aug 2007 09:10:00 PST

bwahahhah-oh

old fortranhah dead languages and ingreshnone of the kids remember soundwavecoming to grips with ination ifuture ithinkone iday at a timeroll out bitch...
Posted by philthecoffeejerk on Tue, 17 Jul 2007 04:53:00 PST

i never gave marriage a second thought until

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Posted by philthecoffeejerk on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 08:57:00 PST

you say you want a revolution

you want to get behind a cause?http://www.globalorgasm.org/fuck for world peaceit might be a bunch of hippy trippy bull but would you rather be a serious asshole or a fucking revolutionary?...
Posted by philthecoffeejerk on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 11:37:00 PST

68 years since kristallnacht dont be a nazi

victimizing others wont help you kicking everyone out of your country who you dont agree with wont stop planes from fallingreacting instead of thinking doesnt win you any prizes or make you safe from ...
Posted by philthecoffeejerk on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:45:00 PST

stephen fry is my hommie too

im not the only one what gets a little negatorie around lettuce ...
Posted by philthecoffeejerk on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:18:00 PST

if i was a super hero

i would be matter eater lad because that would totally rock the socks off all you cocks
Posted by philthecoffeejerk on Sun, 06 Aug 2006 12:50:00 PST

whos your daddy

when in doubt and anger if i get surrounded and it starts to seep from my sockets and seals i just do the robot to some naughty hypno dance traxk like mr benny benassi its like you got to get rhythm ...
Posted by philthecoffeejerk on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:13:00 PST

i've played this game before its not worth it

families are fun for quotesdrugs but drugs for catshigh like joint and amsterdam is in hollandis like take blow on joint and then is highall things my nine year old cousin from holland was explaining ...
Posted by philthecoffeejerk on Wed, 19 Jul 2006 03:44:00 PST