That depends. Do I have to physically meet them? If so, I hope they don't mind that I smell like an onion, garlic, and anchovy pizza. Except for Thursdays -- on Thursdays, I smell like beef and cheese. Plus, my teeth are rotting.
No, of course I don't have to actually meet them, do I? This is "Who I'd Like to Meet in MySpace World." Correct?
I guess, what, should I just write, "People who are cool!" or "No haters!" - whatever the hell that's supposed to mean? Is that the ticket? Because I really don't give a shit. So, lemme just state this:
-I don't care about your webcam. Your friend request has been denied.
-I don't want to know how to make money by taking surveys. Denied.
Oh, one more thing. Before you tell me to pimp out my page because it's boring, lemme just say one thing: fuck you.
Swedish Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, Thrash, Grindcore, Industrial, Some Classic Rock, New Wave, Big Band/Swing, Some Jazz (New Orleans and Gypsy), Ragtime, Chicago and Delta Blues, Classical, Opera, Traditional Swedish Folk, Film Scores, Acoustic Instrumental
Albums: Colony - In Flames; Slaughter of the Soul - At The Gates; The Chainheart Machine - Soilwork; Comalies - Lacuna Coil; Slow, Deep and Hard - Type O Negative; The Dead Eye - The Haunted; God Was Created - Vehemence; Crowned In Terror - The Crown; First and Last and Always - The Sisters of Mercy; This Is Hell - Dimension Zero; Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses - Brutal Truth; Hidden Hands In A Sadist Nation - Darkest Hour; The Cold White Light - Sentenced; The Aviator - Motion Picture Soundtrack; In Defiance of Existence - Old Man's Child; American McGee's Alice - Original Soundtrack; Walk Among Us - The Misfits
Songs: Jazz Suite II, Waltz II - Shostakovich; Cantus In The Memory of Benjamin Britten - Arvo Part; Sarabande - Handel; Passage de Recherche - Scanner
MySpace Artists: TesseracT , Aria , Magnus Holmstrom , Anders Peev , Guild of Funerary Violinists
Films: Falling Down, The Prestige, Oscar, The Ninth Gate, The Shawshank Redemption, Heathers, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, After Hours, Better Off Dead, Back To The Future, A Christmas Story, Saw, Serendipity, The Terminator, Dawn of the Dead (the original, not that fucking remake), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Memento, Cube, 11:14, The Sandlot, The Adventures of Milo and Otis, Fever Pitch, Clue
Directors: Hitchcock, Scorsese, Christopher Nolan, Kubrick, David Koepp
PBS Frontline, Jeopardy!, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Assy McGee, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Wonder Showzen, Three's Company, Baseball