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OokerDookers

I bring nothing to the table.

About Me



My Interests



I'd like to meet:

That depends. Do I have to physically meet them? If so, I hope they don't mind that I smell like an onion, garlic, and anchovy pizza. Except for Thursdays -- on Thursdays, I smell like beef and cheese. Plus, my teeth are rotting.
No, of course I don't have to actually meet them, do I? This is "Who I'd Like to Meet in MySpace World." Correct?
I guess, what, should I just write, "People who are cool!" or "No haters!" - whatever the hell that's supposed to mean? Is that the ticket? Because I really don't give a shit. So, lemme just state this:
-I don't care about your webcam. Your friend request has been denied.
-I don't want to know how to make money by taking surveys. Denied.

Oh, one more thing. Before you tell me to pimp out my page because it's boring, lemme just say one thing: fuck you.

Music:

Swedish Metal, Black Metal, Death Metal, Thrash, Grindcore, Industrial, Some Classic Rock, New Wave, Big Band/Swing, Some Jazz (New Orleans and Gypsy), Ragtime, Chicago and Delta Blues, Classical, Opera, Traditional Swedish Folk, Film Scores, Acoustic Instrumental
Albums: Colony - In Flames; Slaughter of the Soul - At The Gates; The Chainheart Machine - Soilwork; Comalies - Lacuna Coil; Slow, Deep and Hard - Type O Negative; The Dead Eye - The Haunted; God Was Created - Vehemence; Crowned In Terror - The Crown; First and Last and Always - The Sisters of Mercy; This Is Hell - Dimension Zero; Extreme Conditions Demand Extreme Responses - Brutal Truth; Hidden Hands In A Sadist Nation - Darkest Hour; The Cold White Light - Sentenced; The Aviator - Motion Picture Soundtrack; In Defiance of Existence - Old Man's Child; American McGee's Alice - Original Soundtrack; Walk Among Us - The Misfits
Songs: Jazz Suite II, Waltz II - Shostakovich; Cantus In The Memory of Benjamin Britten - Arvo Part; Sarabande - Handel; Passage de Recherche - Scanner
MySpace Artists: TesseracT , Aria , Magnus Holmstrom , Anders Peev , Guild of Funerary Violinists

Movies:

Films: Falling Down, The Prestige, Oscar, The Ninth Gate, The Shawshank Redemption, Heathers, Fear and Loathing In Las Vegas, After Hours, Better Off Dead, Back To The Future, A Christmas Story, Saw, Serendipity, The Terminator, Dawn of the Dead (the original, not that fucking remake), Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle, Memento, Cube, 11:14, The Sandlot, The Adventures of Milo and Otis, Fever Pitch, Clue
Directors: Hitchcock, Scorsese, Christopher Nolan, Kubrick, David Koepp

Television:

PBS Frontline, Jeopardy!, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Assy McGee, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Wonder Showzen, Three's Company, Baseball

Books:



Heroes:



My Blog

Zippy at Creamy Cone!?

I was looking at some Zippy the Pinhead comic strips from the past couple years. I don't know how in the world I missed it the first time, but I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it this time around...
Posted by OokerDookers on Sun, 11 May 2008 04:43:00 PST

Gazz

I've been on a Cradle of Filth kick again. Having not listened to them for a couple years, I was inspired to pick up Dusk And Her Embrace and give it a spin again. Yep. Just as good as I remembered it...
Posted by OokerDookers on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 02:17:00 PST

Just thinking about those tasty little hamburgers...

So, Evelyn and I were at the Wendy’s drive thru, and Dudes McGee in the talkbox says, "Welcome to White Castle." Funny slip. He genuinely didn’t realize he had made the mistake when confro...
Posted by OokerDookers on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 01:59:00 PST

I Eat the Bones of the Irish -- Reflections on St. Patricks Day

And the marrow tastes like potatoes ("e" in the plural form, Quayle) and Guinness. I drew a diagram for better demonstration: I’m uncertain what Reptile from Mortal Kombat II has to do with it...
Posted by OokerDookers on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 05:24:00 PST

I wonder if Christopher Lloyd knows...?

So, several nights ago, Evelyn and I were watching Back To The Future for the trillionth time. That movie rules.We’re sittin’ there, and Evelyn busts out with, "how the hell do Marty and D...
Posted by OokerDookers on Fri, 14 Mar 2008 11:02:00 PST

ICICLE? That sucks.

Inter-City Inter-Community Land Express. ICICLE. That's what a Minnetonka PR firm wants to call the forthcoming Central Corridor Light Rail Transit. You know, nothing spells out efficient rail between...
Posted by OokerDookers on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 04:16:00 PST

Who the hell is this Arby dude anyway?

A few nights ago, Evelyn and I went to Arby's just to get some of those cheesecake bites with the rasberry sauce. The gentleman that lives in the outdoor menu speaker told us that Arby's no longer has...
Posted by OokerDookers on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 03:19:00 PST

I yield the floor to Congressman Gorilla

Already Minnesota's state Congress has an impasse on the bonding bill. No surprise there. It's funny (actually, it isn't) that both the House and Senate came up with a bonding figure that was in line ...
Posted by OokerDookers on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 06:29:00 PST

I need Mapquest for reassurance.

Last night, Evelyn inexplicably made a left turn too early, and we were on our way down something called Summer Wind Road. I immediately knew where this whole scenario was heading. Sure as shit, seein...
Posted by OokerDookers on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 05:42:00 PST

Ill do it, I swear...

WARNING!POLITICAL BLOG. READ UNDER YOUR OWN CAUTION IF YOU TEND TO GET UPSET ABOUT VIEWS THAT MAY DIFFER FROM YOUR OWN.It's still a long way 'til November, but living in the 6th Congressional district...
Posted by OokerDookers on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:33:00 PST