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About Me

I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles. I might offend a few of the bluenoses with my cocky stride and musky odors - oh, I'll never be the darling of the so-called city fathers, who cluck their tongues, stroke their beards, and talk about what's to be done with this Homer Simpson?!I HAVE A WEBCOMIC LOOK AT IT AND YOU WILL SEE IT!!!www.baristagirl.coma comic about coffee. thats all.

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My Interests

I like drawin pictures for my webcomic, ala www.baristagirl.com I don't like shamelessly promoting myself like I'm doing right here but...I don't know how to finish this sentence. I like drawin pictures. COFFEE; and not in your typical "I-buy-a-latte-at-Starbucks-every-morning" style but psycho wine snob style, its scary. Im a weirdo. Hangin out with my entourage. Oh yeah, Duran Duran ala Bruce Campbell: Playin the drums. Being the HARBINGER OF DOOOOOM!

I'd like to meet:

People who want me to draw pictures for them? Or just running into people I know. Or making interesting new friends. SLUT-MO-BOTS NEED NOT APPLY!!! Maybe I'll get her to clean my room VVVV

Music:

hmm...I like all kinds of music, I refuse to subscribe to any one type of music, so there. I like The Misfits, Joan Jett and Queen George Gershwin, Rudimentary Peni, Ma Rainey and all the Smiths ala Clara Mamie and the empress Bessie, Robert Johnson, Johnny Cash, Oi Polloi, Rufas Wainwright,Sublime, The Ramones, Civilised Society, Cage, MC Chris AC/DC... get it? I'm all over the map. Any further questions can be directed towards my assistant :P.

Movies:

Lotsa movies anything sad where all the main characters come to a tragic end or horribly greusome zombie movies...god I love zombie movies... and anything with Bruce Campbell attached.

Television:

Television is evil I'm not gonna lie but if it counts I play on my computer way more than I watch tv. athf, harvey birdman and old british sitcoms fawlty towers the young ones...who doesn't loike those?

Books:

Lately? Heres some titles I've been reading and I suggest people take a look at; everything you know is wrong, you are being lied to, media control, fair trade fraud, the first 5, lies my teacher told me, a peoples history of the united states, basic documents on human rights, transmetropolitan, walking dead. Oh yeah, MY web comic too, I write and draw it but I also READ it ha HA! www.baristagirl.com ho ha active link.

Heroes:

My family. Teachers. Activists. Idea people. Alphonse Mucha, ME, Artemisia Gentileschi, Kathe Kollwitz, Frida Kahlo, Aubrey Beardsley,Vaughn Bode, Gil Elvgren, Albert Vargas, Sam Kieth, H.R. Giger, Henry Rollins, Patti Smith. This is my sister:

My Blog

The socio economic plight of the sovereign few in solidarity.

Ha. Yeah right. Just kidding. I like pickles.
Posted by Ratchet. on Sun, 06 Jul 2008 08:50:00 PST

WEST END ARTS SCENE AND BE SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEE BARISTA GIRL IN ALL IT'S ARTSY GLORY YOU LOVELY PEOPLES. 7/12 6PM COME AND BE MERRY AND SEE SOME COOL ART!...
Posted by Ratchet. on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:21:00 PST

WEST END ARTS SCENE AND BE SEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SEE BARISTA GIRL IN ALL IT'S ARTSY GLORY YOU LOVELY PEOPLES. 7/12 6PM COME AND BE MERRY AND SEE SOME COOL ART!...
Posted by Ratchet. on Thu, 03 Jul 2008 09:22:00 PST

Barista Girl! Super hyper mega ultimate secret surprises unleashed!!!!

Hey guys, how's things? I've been outlining a super cool awesome secret project that will rock all your socks right off your feet BUT in order to see this totally awesome super secret thing that ...
Posted by Ratchet. on Tue, 27 May 2008 05:43:00 PST

Cheers.

So I was really sad and upset and scared and broke up with my job and boyfriend I was afraid of the 2 most distracting things in my whole life. I was in a irrational panic and didn't know what to do. ...
Posted by Ratchet. on Fri, 09 May 2008 10:11:00 PST

Yay for feeling better!

Mmmm cozy. Much better mood. Go HERE And put your self in a better mood too. A2OB>9 :>D5 87 '5@=>1K;O!...
Posted by Ratchet. on Thu, 08 May 2008 12:27:00 PST

dead

Oh sweet jesus. I 'm dead inside. Yup. Nothin but dust and ashes. This sucks. I wish I wasn't so miserable. I think I'm going to be sick. It was all for the best. I know. Real emotions from someone wh...
Posted by Ratchet. on Thu, 08 May 2008 07:27:00 PST

SATURDAY!! 5/2

LEE'S HOUSE SATURDAY 5/2 10PM!!! ITS A FIRE AND A SPRING FLING BABIES COME ON DOWN AND SAY HELLO!...
Posted by Ratchet. on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 08:36:00 PST

Miserable failure

Sad faces, I had to work for 3 miserable hours today, I missed the comic con and the freakin art crawl. Offically I have no life and I think my tattoo is falling off. Stupid my skin being lame a ...
Posted by Ratchet. on Mon, 28 Apr 2008 09:11:00 PST

A survey cuz I got too much time...I guess....

Would you rather, suck on someones nose untill it caved in, or slide down a big razorblade in a pool of alcohol?hmmm...I'd rather have a pancake to be honest. Would you rather, sleep on a bed of nails...
Posted by Ratchet. on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:28:00 PST