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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Zombie Lunch Lady
Birthday: july 36th
Birthplace: Casual Encounters section of Craigslist
Current Location: Uptown
Eye Color: dead on hazel
Hair Color: transplant black and blue
Height: 107 in black leather boots
Right Handed or Left Handed: right and yours too
Your Heritage: hoodrattus, deadus,
The Shoes You Wore Today: black leather boots
Your Weakness: bad boys
Your Fears: windows.......vista.....yikes, republicans
Your Perfect Pizza: mmmmmm braaaains
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: mmmmmmmm braaaains
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: wtf
Thoughts First Waking Up: welcome back gorgeouse
Your Best Physical Feature: my big ass ass and my big ass rack
Your Bedtime: i dont sleep
Your Most Missed Memory: i dont know, i dont remember
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: huh, brrrraaaaiiiinnnnssss and popeyes chicken
Single or Group Dates: yes
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton old school
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolatte
Cappuccino or Coffee: cappuccino kenya double a, twist of lemon
Do you Smoke: i had to give it up damn it, couldnt keep from burning up
Do you Swear: fuck hell shit damn what
Do you Sing: hell yeah, "gouls just wanna have fun"
Do you Shower Daily: fuck no, i got that dead thing going on
Have you Been in Love: yeah sad but true, zombie lunch lady has had no love
Do you want to go to College: been there, dun that
Do you want to get Married: been there, dun that
Do you belive in yourself: sometimes
Do you get Motion Sickness: not now
Do you think you are Attractive: americas next dead model
Are you a Health Freak: if it aint completly rotten ill eat it, sure
Do you get along with your Parents: both dead
Do you like Thunderstorms: oh hell yeah,
Do you play an Instrument: cello, viola, keyboard, bass, paint brush, and knuckle bones
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: whiskey n coke, whiskey n fresh strawberrys in homemade strawberry sorbet
In the past month have you Smoked: well yeah i did hit the canabis with ole rev. tom
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes, pills is goood
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes, my dates were interesting and tastey
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: oh hell yeah, s'were i visit me familia with foods and goodies an friends show up
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: mmmmmm braaaaiiiinnnssss
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: mmmmmmmm brrraaaiiinnnssssss
In the past month have you been on Stage: lolol, no, lolol
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no but i did have a guy without pants sitting on my couch
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: hell no!
Ever been Drunk: of course,
Ever been called a Tease: never!!! zombie lunch lady dont tease!
Ever been Beaten up: fuck yeah
Ever Shoplifted: fuck no
How do you want to Die: never
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: zombie lunch lady
What country would you most like to Visit: oh oh ........brains!!!!
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dead hazel or brown
Favourite Hair Color: color
Short or Long Hair: hair or not
Height: yeah, definatly
Weight: that too
Best Clothing Style: shrouds
Number of Drugs I have taken: yes please
Number of CDs I own: hahahah you wish
Number of Piercings: two
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: i should of taken my clothes off right away
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