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Dance of the FurSnake

Look at it this way, you could be a meat pie.

About Me

Curtain rises. Lights up the stage is set as a small neighborhood of town houses or perhaps a park that resides in the middle of it, desolate very minimalistic. The set should be strange representations of things, unnatural, liquidly, a daliesque design. A park bench, street lamps, a bus stop, trees, etc. A girl wanders from back of stage winding around objects carefully looking them over until she makes it to front center stage. She is dressed haphazardly in miss matched old clothing. Her outfit is a quickly assembled costume from good will. The clothing, winter ware; long underwear under ripped up jeans, sweaters, jacket, boots, a hat, scarfs and mittens. She looks around slowly and all of a sudden jerks her head to stare strait at the audience. "I hate the cold. Yet, I have lived in it all of my life except for one year... and the summers, but if you ask me the summers in MN are about as uncomfortable as the winters. Only child, yes, I grew up talking to my pets and myself, pretending I had imaginary friends. A little more grown up now, not by much though, I have found that I like people. Not as a crowd... individually and in small groups. College is a trip not much different from high-school only the classes are more interesting and the people more diverse, it's nice. " She sighs " I am an unimployed, almost braking into the world of professional theater like a baby ripping though the walls of her mothers womb ... What do I want out of life? A good run and a happy ending..." As she says the last few lines we see figures entering the stage in shadows. " A happy ending... full of chips and strips!" Once she says this they rush forward revealing them selves to be scantily clad men and women, gorgeously made up for a Vegas show, some of the men raise her up, the lights change to a flashy show of golds, reds and purples. "Oh man I just eat this shit up!" Every one starts to dance and sing, Spring, in a well choreographed frenzy, like fish spawning. Suddenly from stage left a large cardboard bus rolls out to center stage everyone piles in continuing to sing as they exit stage right. Lights and music fade as bus exits. The stage is as it was at the beginning of the monologue bare and desolate. The curtain slowly comes down. If you would like to IM me my AIM name is "thegildedherring". What Classic Pin-Up Are You?
You're Lili St. Cyr!
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When will you commit suicide? March 8, 2044
What will your suicide note say? The voices in my head told me that this was the only way
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You're wise beyond your years, and you're normally very, VERY calm in even the darkest of problems. You spend much time thinking over problems, trying to help others around you, and enjoying time alone and with family. Though you are a skilled warrior, at either power or mind, you prefer peace, harmony, and silence. Others look to you for help and words of wisdom, and often take your advise eagerly and with little question.
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My Interests

Theater (everything involved in production), myth, movies (making and watching), books, the instruments and art of torture, comics, video games, forensic pathology, knitting, beading, arts in general.
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I'd like to meet:

John Waters

Movies:

The Abominable Dr Phibbs, Akira, Delicatessen, Tampopo, The King of Hearts, Hellraiser, The Devils Backbone, Brain Candy, Shaun of the Dead, American Gothic, The Emperor and the Assassin, Ran, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Desprate Living, Evil Dead (1 and 2, not so much army of darkness), Ichi the Killer, The Lower Depths (Directed by Akira Kurosawa), Lust in the Dust, Dead Alive, Mall Rats, Theater of Blood, The Ice Cream Man, Motel Hell, City of Lost Children, Young Frankenstien, Clerks, One Eyed Jimmy, Reservoir Dogs, Suicide Kings

Books:

A ClockWork Orange, One Hundred Years of Solitude, 1984, Devils of Loudon, The Loved One, The Dwarf, Master and Margarit, Naked, Perfume, Good Omens, Neverwhere, Me Talk Pretty One Day, El Principito, Transmetropolitan, Amphigorey (Too and Also), Of Love and Other Demons, Hellraiser, The Sandman, Oink, Maus, Mr Punch, Squee, Grimm's Fairy Tales, The Thief of Always ...

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My Blog

OH BILLY! (this is art!)

And so after months and months of constructive surgery, video games, and theatrical adventures Billy is ready. Yes he is ready to have his newly constructed testicles and penis attached. He is very ex...
Posted by Dance of the FurSnake on Tue, 30 May 2006 11:40:00 PST

Bill "The Fist" Esteban

Bill was just an average thing made out of wool. Spun, knit and stuffed with fluff. Never expecting to be able to fulfill any of his life long dreams of owning a house, making money or even getting ma...
Posted by Dance of the FurSnake on Thu, 19 Jan 2006 11:03:00 PST

What the tarantula said to the platypus.

You're furry, freak.
Posted by Dance of the FurSnake on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 10:36:00 PST

AHHHHHAHAHAHAHA. HA!

It's done. It's done! my play is done!!! I just finished making all the edditing changes and it's done. time for submision into the play writing compotition. don't think it will make it but my teacher...
Posted by Dance of the FurSnake on Mon, 05 Sep 2005 03:28:00 PST

Today I tasted the harsh wind of stail fair grease in the air...

Lets be friends means bull squat when it is mentioned at an end... My allergies have run rampant and my nose is a tap that wont be turned off, i think i will be forced to remove it before the day i...
Posted by Dance of the FurSnake on Mon, 22 Aug 2005 04:46:00 PST

and so ... what am I? Answer correctly and I'll give you a cookie.

He dances wildly Thrashing his fury torso Tired he stops lies flat
Posted by Dance of the FurSnake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

dolls scare me

late at night when i can't sleep they come to me, all of them eyes wide and unblinking. . . most of them i feel i have seen before. . . at the head of the gang stands caity. she is four feet tall a "m...
Posted by Dance of the FurSnake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

crap... we all do it... right?

So one day I thought to myself. . . no today I thought to myself what does it matter? not for anything particular just a general question. . . what does it matter? what will happen if it doesn't happe...
Posted by Dance of the FurSnake on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST