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Nick Wolff Band

Surrounded by Morons

About Me

Bio:

The Nick Wolff Band plays a teste-fueled mix of old-school punk & garage-rock tunes, and they do it only as true man's-men can. The bands performance can only be described as a gay pride parade mixed with a campaign rally on stage. Like any good car wreck, you just have to stop and take an evil glance at the poor bastards that just got rear-ended.

Formed in late 2005, The Nick Wolff Band includes former members of Pride of Ohio, Fuckin-a Squadcar and former Amps 2 Eleven, Southern Tresspass, Step Sister, Markey Ramone bassist Aaron Dowell. The band's self-released, 2007 debut LP, "The Truth... Told Through a Series of Lies", was recorded and produced by Rancid, Dropkick Murphys engineer Ryan Foltz at Cleveland Audio Studios . “The Truth” has inspired several great reviews and has earned its place in the rotation on several of the best local punk radio shows and Internet streams.

With such catchy foot-tapping, ball-slapping ditties as "White Trash Love Story" and "MySpace Whore", you would have to be a bitter homo-phobe or a member of the clergy not to appreciate their rock & roll hijinks. Even while taking a shot at fellow mid-western rockers with such tunes as "All My Friends Bands Suck" and "Stuck With Us", both friends and fans everywhere just hate to love these guys!

The band is currently working on its second full length release and refining their plans for world domination through the medium of Rock & Roll.


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Member Since: 2/26/2006
Band Website: nickwolff.com
Band Members: Personnel:

Nick Wolff - Vocals & Rants

Dave Perish - Guitar

Bob Carpenter - Guitar & Horns

Aaron Dowell - Bass

Mark Morgan - Drums

Influences:

Mostly influenced & inspired by all of our friends bands, who suck!! And of course this guy:

Sounds Like:
A group of very deranged, fruity men with turrets syndrome and some poorly played instruments. You bet your sweet ass that if Kenny Rodgers and Richard Simmons ever needed a theme song for a tag-team wresting duo, they would have written that tune!

Albums & Merch:

Listen in iTunes
Listen in Napster
Record Label: State of Intoxication
Type of Label: None

My Blog

AN OPEN REPLY TO HM BRIAN - HARDCORE BAND SPAMMER

Ohh Hardcore-Brian Sorry that somebody from my band wasn't taking kindly to your blanket-bullshit, automated emails.  I received the same auto-generated email on several different profiles. ...
Posted by Nick Wolff Band on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 02:12:00 PST

SHOW REVIEW OF MAY 17TH @ BELMONT IN DETROIT

"Bright sunny and perfect for a drive to Detroit er well Hamtramck.For those not in the know its a little city inside Detroit to over simplify things. I roll up to the Belmont just as the Black Knots ...
Posted by Nick Wolff Band on Sun, 01 Jun 2008 10:50:00 PST

VOTE FOR NICK WOLFF ONLINE: LAST BAND STANDING - 2008

  Another week, another battle of the bands to dominate!  This one is for Lallapalozza this summer in Chicago.  Please vote and repost.   Repost code (copy/paste this):   T...
Posted by Nick Wolff Band on Mon, 19 May 2008 03:51:00 PST

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Holy sheep-sucking son of a fuck-dog as the sun glimpses off my beautiful full-bodied head of hair.  I'm reminded that it's almost summertime, you know that amazing 2 month period of time that it...
Posted by Nick Wolff Band on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 02:11:00 PST

FREE SHOW TONIGHT!!! Some Pukes at the Euc

Greetings Super-Fans, Come on out for some fun-loving, puke-rock happiness tonight @ the just re-opened Euclid Tavern. The music is free and our souls are already sold , there are however PBR tall boy...
Posted by Nick Wolff Band on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 12:22:00 PST

VOTE FOR NICK WOLFF: FREE TIMES MUSIC AWARDS 2008

As if our plate wasn't full enough with a four-course plate of love, hate, truth &  lies...  Once again, its that time of the year to soap box & pander to all of you - just...
Posted by Nick Wolff Band on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 10:02:00 PST

Peabody’s and their ticket scams killing Cleveland music?

 So, last night the Nick Wolff band was to play a going away show at Peabody's in Cleveland for a friend of the band/Local Promoter Bill Bailey. Nick (our singer) even went on 92.3's local show a...
Posted by Nick Wolff Band on Sun, 20 Jan 2008 02:27:00 PST

JESUS LOVES THE NICK WOLFF BAND!

Nick Wolff band now found on the Christian Music Wire, we're so blessed! ...
Posted by Nick Wolff Band on Fri, 19 Oct 2007 10:57:00 PST

THE 2007 STATE OF THE INTOXICATION ADDRESS

New Member:"When in the Course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another... "As many of you have already learned, we ha...
Posted by Nick Wolff Band on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 12:07:00 PST

ANOTHER DAY, ANOTHER KICK-ASS REVIEW...

Big up's, So for all of you who live Outside of Cleveland (lucky bastards), and those who can't afford the $.35 cover price - check out our latest review here: http://www.cleveland.com/search/index.ss...
Posted by Nick Wolff Band on Sun, 29 Apr 2007 08:21:00 PST