About Me
WE RAGE. WE LIKE TO BREAK STUFF AND PLAY ENTIRELY TOO LOUD. WE LIKE TO DRINK, GET DRUNK AND HAVE A ROCKIN GOOD TIME. WE PRACTICE SOMETIMES SO WE CAN SOUND BETTER FOR YOU FOLKS. WE LIKE MOTORHEAD, AND CELTIC FROST, BUT HEY, WHO DOESN'T RIGHT? DID I MENTION WE'RE LOUD? OCCASIONALLY, YOU MIGHT SEE US DO A BEER-BONG OR 2 (10) ON STAGE. WE LIKE IT WHEN LOTS OF PEOPLE COME SEE US PLAY, WHICH HAPPENS SOMETIMES. EVENTUALLY, WE WILL TAKE OVER THE ROCK WORLD. THE ONLY THING HOLDING US BACK IS SOME STRATEGICALLY PLACED MARKETING AND SOME GUITAR LESSONS. WE DON'T HAVE FAGGY HAIRCUTS OR WEAR GIRLS PANTS. WE DONT WEAR EYELINER AND HAVE WHITE BELTS AND WHITE SHOES. LEMMY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS ALOUD TO SPORT WHITE SHOES AND A WHITE BELT, IN OUR BOOK. WE'RE NOT THE CLEANEST BUNCH OF FELLOWS, IN FACT, SOME SAY WE LOOK LIKE SCUMBAGS, ALTHOUGH THAT'S A MATTER OF OPINION, SINCE WE REALLY SCORE WITH THE LADIES. WE SWEAR ALOT AND LIKE TO YELL AND ABUSE THE AUDIENCE. WE PLAY LOUD. WE RAGE. OTHER THAN THAT, WE'RE JUST A BUNCH ROCKERS THAT LIKE TO PARTY, ROCK OUT, PLAY LOUD, MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THE RENT AT THE PRACTICE SPOT (MAYBE PRINT SOME MORE T-SHIRTS), MAKE GIRLS WET, GET SOME FREE BEER, AND BLOW EARDRUMS OUT.
WE RAGE. WE LIKE TO BREAK STUFF AND PLAY ENTIRELY TOO LOUD. WE LIKE TO DRINK, GET DRUNK AND HAVE A ROCKIN GOOD TIME. WE PRACTICE SOMETIMES SO WE CAN SOUND BETTER FOR YOU FOLKS. WE LIKE MOTORHEAD, AND CELTIC FROST, BUT HEY, WHO DOESN'T RIGHT? DID I MENTION WE'RE LOUD? OCCASIONALLY, YOU MIGHT SEE US DO A BEER-BONG OR 2 (10) ON STAGE. WE LIKE IT WHEN LOTS OF PEOPLE COME SEE US PLAY, WHICH HAPPENS SOMETIMES. EVENTUALLY, WE WILL TAKE OVER THE ROCK WORLD. THE ONLY THING HOLDING US BACK IS SOME STRATEGICALLY PLACED MARKETING AND SOME GUITAR LESSONS. WE DON'T HAVE FAGGY HAIRCUTS OR WEAR GIRLS PANTS. WE DONT WEAR EYELINER AND HAVE WHITE BELTS AND WHITE SHOES. LEMMY IS THE ONLY PERSON WHO IS ALOUD TO SPORT WHITE SHOES AND A WHITE BELT, IN OUR BOOK. WE'RE NOT THE CLEANEST BUNCH OF FELLOWS, IN FACT, SOME SAY WE LOOK LIKE SCUMBAGS, ALTHOUGH THAT'S A MATTER OF OPINION, SINCE WE REALLY SCORE WITH THE LADIES. WE SWEAR ALOT AND LIKE TO YELL AND ABUSE THE AUDIENCE. WE PLAY LOUD. WE RAGE. OTHER THAN THAT, WE'RE JUST A BUNCH ROCKERS THAT LIKE TO PARTY, ROCK OUT, PLAY LOUD, MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO PAY THE RENT AT THE PRACTICE SPOT (MAYBE PRINT SOME MORE T-SHIRTS), MAKE GIRLS WET, GET SOME FREE BEER, AND BLOW EARDRUMS OUT.
